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You know
how in some movies...

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they have a dream sequence,

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only they dont tell you
its a dream?

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This is so not a dream.

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It wasnt supposed to
be like this.

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I was just trying to do my job,

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and then things happened.

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Well, life happened.

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And now Im here.

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Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket...

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Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket...

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Trust me.
Im not the kind of girl...

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who does things like this.

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I mean, two months ago,

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you couldnt have picked
me out of a crowd.

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Hi. Call me.

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Told you.

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Im over there.

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I was the youngest copy editor
at the Chicago Sun-Times.

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Standard British callsfor "re."

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So unless youre
a pompous American,

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I would go with "er."

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I had my own office,
unlimited stationary supplies,

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and a professional,
dedicated assistant.

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Thought of this
awesome new phrase.

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"Power is powerful."

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Total T-shirt, right?
Awesome. Amazing. What?

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Can I get my messages?
-Yeah.

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Hey, seriously,
last time I saw you,

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did I look fat?

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OK. You hesitated.

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No. Case closed. Forget it.
-Excuse me, Merkin.

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Um, I noticed that there
werent any index cards.

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I cant do notes without them.
-Hey, hey, hey.

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Merkin aint jerkin.
Hes workin, OK?

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Take that to the bank.

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Its power, baby. Its power.

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My boss.

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No. Im just a little tense.

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I mean, this whole office
is not Feng Shui.

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All the desks are facing,
like, evil, you know?

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Uh, do you think I should
bleach my jeans...

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Josie!

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Guess who I did it with
last night.

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Roger from op/ed?

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Ohh! Who told you?

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You did. You said yesterday,
and I quote,

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"I have a date with Roger
from op/ed tonight,

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and Im gonna do it
with him."

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Computers down.

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Septuplet story.
Need it by 5:00.

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Hopefully the copys
not a mess.

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Its "hoped"
that its not a mess.

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"Hopefully" is an adverb.
It means "with hope."

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You have it
defining the copy,

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and Im pretty sure the copy
doesnt have feelings.

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So, Anita...

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You and Roger in op/ed.

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Oh, man, who told you?

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Roger in op/ed.
-Really?

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Anita?
-What?

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Dont make me
send you another memo...

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about my policy
on interoffice dating.

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Its "intraoffice dating."

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And theyre not dating.
Theyre having sex.

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Oh.

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And what exactly is
your policy, Augustus?

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That if youre not getting any,
then no one can?

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Hmm.

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How many times have I fired her?

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Five or six.
-Eight.

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Gus...

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Did you get those story ideas
that I left on your desk?

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Morning, Mr. Strauss.

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Yes, the blind
foster home mother.

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That was good.
I got Kahune on it.

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Oh, yeah. Kahune. Hes good.

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Geller, weve been through this.

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Youre a great copy editor.

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Youre maybe
my best copy editor.

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Youre not a reporter.

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Youve used 5 of my ideas.

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Gus, please.

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Every Tom, Dick, and Harry
thinks he can write,

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but a journalist gets in there
where the bombs are falling.

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Hes aggressive.
He grabs the bull by the balls.

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You dont think I can
grab a bulls balls?

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Geller, you dont want
a reporters life.

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Trust me. Theyre very messy,

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and youre all about
order and control,

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and getting me my copy by 5:00.

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I can be out of control.

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Copy by 5:00!

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Josie,
maybe Gus has a point.

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You know, its not gonna kill
you to relax and have some fun.

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Hey, you know, Rogers got
this friend Marshall in editing.

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Maybe we can all go on
a double date or something.

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Marshall the duke?

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I swear to God, Josie! Come on!

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Tell me, when is the last time
that you went on a real date?

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Im concentrating
on my career right now.

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Do you own
any colored underwear?

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Stripes or anything?

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The right guy, hes out there.

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Im just not gonna go kiss
a whole bunch of losers...

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to get to him.

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Yeah, but you know what?

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Sometimes kissing losers
can be a really fun diversion.

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When I finally get kissed,
Ill know.

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OK. If youve never
kissed a guy before,

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we have bigger problems
than the underwear.

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Ive kissed a guy.

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Ive kissed guys.

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I just...

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havent felt that thing.

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That thing?

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Is that what you kids
call it these days?

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That thing.

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That moment
when you kiss someone,

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and everything around you
becomes hazy...

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and the only thing infocus
is you and this person...

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and you realize that
that person...

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is the only person that
youre supposed to kiss...

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for the rest of your life.

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And for one moment
you get this amazing gift,

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and you wanna laugh,
and you wanna cry...

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Cause you feel so lucky
that you found it

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and so scared that itll go away
all at the same time.

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Damn, girl. You are a writer.

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OK...finished.

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What do you guys think?

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Where do you think it should go?

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The bedroom?

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Thats exactly
what I was thinking.

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When I say that Im OK

136
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Well, they look at me
kind of strange

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Perfect.

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Surely youre
not happy now

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You no longer play the game

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The meeting just began.

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Let me start by saying
I was very impressed...

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with that investigative
piece that Dutton did...

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on pesticides
in our supermarkets.

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But since the Trib did a piece
on the same subject only better,

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yourefired.

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Dutton, did you hear me?
Yourefired.

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Out, out, out.

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Close your cubicle.

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Bye-bye, Dutton.

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Hello, everybody else
still working here.

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Lets celebrate by doing
another undercover feature.

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Now, you know that my
inspiration for these stories...

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come, of course,
from my personal life.

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I mean, who wouldve thought
that my foray into hair plugs...

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wouldve resulted
in last months cover story?

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"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow."
A great story.

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So anyway, last night,

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Im sitting home with
my family having dinner...

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Roger.

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And my younger boy
starts to choke.

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And I realized that my son
was allergic to peanuts.

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I said to myself, "Holy shit!
I dont even know my own kids."

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How much do we know about
these high school kids?

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What are they thinking?

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And then it hit me.

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Boom!

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"My Semester in High School."

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You.

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Whats your name?
-Josie.

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Jose?

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Josie Geller.

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Josie Geller,
you enroll Friday.

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Have fun.

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The meeting just ended.

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Josie!

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20-minute handstand.

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Freaked the yogi right out.

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Excuse me.

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Josie.

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Ohh...

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Its really happening!

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My first undercover feature
by Josie Geller!

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Josie, maybe you should
turn it down.

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Why? You dont think
I can do it?

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No, no! Its just...

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This is a lot of pressure for
your first piece, thats all.

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I mean, this is not
a half-a-page article.

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This is a major
undercover piece, OK?

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Look what Rigfortjust
did to Dutton in there,

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and that guys his cousin.

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Dontworry.

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Im gonna straighten
this all out.

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Neither of you guys
think I can do this?

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Thats notwhat
were saying, Josie.

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Anita, when you wanted to
seduce the guy in the mailroom,

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and you thought you couldnt
learn Spanish fast enough,

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who quizzed you on your verbs?

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Senorita Josie.

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And, Gus, when you wanted
to learn how to knit,

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who showed you how
to work the needles?

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Um, you did.

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You knit?
-Yeah.

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So this is my chance.

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Well, Im not holding
your job for you, Geller.

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Thankyou!
-OK.

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Dont make me give you my memo
on interoffice hugging, OK?

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Now comes the hard part.

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Oh, my gosh.
You get to be 17 again.

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OK, whats the first
thing youre gonna need?

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You want Bambi? No way.

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00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:07,274
Rob, please.

212
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,651
Why dont you just
borrow Moms car?

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00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,154
I cant use a minivan.
I need a cheap car.

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Ha ha.
-A vintage classic.

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Its just for
a couple of months.

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A couple of months is
like 10 years in Bambi life.

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Its so weird that you
name your cars.

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00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,251
Why? Guys name
their penises.

219
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OK.

220
00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:33,675
You can have my
Buick La Sabre...

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and name it anything you want.

222
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Really?

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La Sabre.

224
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Nah. I dont think so.

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Fully loaded.

226
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Maybe.

227
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Are those shorts or a skirt?

228
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Theyre gaucho pants.
I got them on sale.

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Aloha! Welcome!
Every customer gets afree lei.

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Relax, Vaughn.
Its just my sister.

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Aloha, my ass.

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Shake it easy, buddy.

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Hey, Rob, have you talked
to the admissions lady...

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from Lakeshore
Community College yet?

235
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No.

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But you could start
before next semester.

237
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You could even talk to her
about a baseball scholarship.

238
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Its too late, Josie,
you know?

239
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Im not going to college.

240
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Im not playing baseball
anymore.

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This is my life.

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This is a luau that sells
packing material.

243
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You had such a shot
at playing college ball.

244
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You let a case of mono stop you.

245
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Dont you wanna move out
of Mom and Dads?

246
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Pay your own bills?

247
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Why? So I can be
as happy as you?

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I am happy.

249
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Besides...

250
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You are looking at the newest
undercover reporter...

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forthe Chicago Sun-Times.

252
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I am Josie Geller,
high school student,

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Senior Class 1999.

254
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Uh-uh.

255
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Youre kidding, right?

256
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:04,600
What?
-Do you remember high school?

257
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,435
It was a long time ago.

258
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Do you remember what they
called you in high school?

259
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:13,984
Josie Grossy!

260
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,027
Josie...

261
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,948
Josie Grossy.

262
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,910
I know. I made it up.

263
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:26,038
I didnt know it was
gonna catch on like it did.

264
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,041
Josie...

265
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,126
Whats the matter?
You look nauseous.

266
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:34,046
Nauseated...I look nauseated.

267
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,006
Hi, Billy.

268
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:21,677
Um, I noticed that you werent
in math class today...

269
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:25,180
so, um, I decided to
take some notes for you.

270
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,683
Ha ha ha ha!

271
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,189
Ha ha ha ha!

272
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,284
This is a very bad idea.

273
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,597
Hey.

274
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:49,640
Feeling good.

275
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,604
My name is Josie.

276
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,606
Im from Scranton, Pennsylvania,

277
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:58,607
the Keystone State.

278
00:14:58,649 --> 00:14:59,608
Hold it.

279
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,026
Where you going?

280
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,110
To high school...

281
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,612
because Im
a high school student.

282
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,614
Im here with
my fellow students.

283
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:06,823
Hey, guys.

284
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,033
Hi.

285
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,123
Beeper. Appears legitimate.

286
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,625
Computer organizer.

287
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:18,961
Recording device.

288
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,629
I can
grab a bulls balls.

289
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:21,630
Appears legitimate.

290
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,632
This is
a projectile launcher.

291
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,930
Thats a weapon.

292
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:48,073
Class, today we have
the pleasure of exploring...

293
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,450
the pantheistic culture
of India.

294
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,493
India--

295
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,832
Hi. Hello!

296
00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:59,334
Willkommen.
Entre, entre.

297
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,336
Sorry Im late.

298
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,840
Im sorry I forgot to take
my hot flash medication today.

299
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,009
Please sit.

300
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,094
"Josie." right.

301
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,804
Mi casa es su casa.

302
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,264
That is so sad.

303
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,391
I know, like, 5 chickens
had to die...

304
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,602
just so she could look
that stupid.

305
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,731
Josie, in my classroom,
tardiness is unacceptable.

306
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,232
Im sorry.

307
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,735
Well, not as sorry as I am.

308
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,283
10 minutes in that hat,
youll never be late again.

309
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:34,036
OK. So lets hear
something about you.

310
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,078
Stand up.

311
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,872
Stand up.

312
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,253
My name is Josie Geller.

313
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,130
Im a high school student.

314
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,050
Im from--

315
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,595
Billy?

316
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:56,767
Excuse me.

317
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,561
You live in Billy?

318
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:00,646
B-bali.

319
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,147
Uh, Billy Bali.

320
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,817
Um, its a suburb
of Bali proper.

321
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:09,571
Bali! The island nation
of Bali.

322
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:10,614
Fascinating.

323
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,783
What did your family do there?

324
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,118
Um...We were...

325
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,119
Sheep...

326
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:19,248
Sheep farmers.

327
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,583
My family raised sheep?

328
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,591
research Bali.

329
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,761
Kill Anita for picking out
this outfit.

330
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:35,639
Find and destroy sombrero.

331
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,106
We sit here.
-Yeah.

332
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,567
Sorry. I didnt know
these seats were assigned.

333
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,026
Theyre not.

334
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,113
Morning, everyone.

335
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,032
Morning.

336
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,912
I, uh, I dont thinkweve met.

337
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,665
Im Sam...Coulson.

338
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:04,209
The school has this thing about
letting you guys call me Sam.

339
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,588
Im Josie, but Im
pretty sure the school...

340
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,840
would be OK with you
calling me that.

341
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:12,342
So welcome to Shakespeares
As You Like It.

342
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,094
Here. We can share.

343
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,638
...is an example
of Shakespearean....

344
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,351
pastoral comedy.

345
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,062
Now, does anyone know
what that means?

346
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,898
Oh, yeah. Thats what
they do to milk.

347
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,441
No, Sarah. Thats, uh...

348
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,984
thats "pasteurize."

349
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,485
Uh, but its close.

350
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,695
Parakeet?

351
00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:34,656
OK. Anyone else?

352
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,620
Josie.

353
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,121
Pastoral means
set in the country,

354
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,415
originally seen in
the Eclogues of Virgil.

355
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:47,044
Its from the Latin
"pastoralis", to graze.

356
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,177
Are you sure youre 17?

357
00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:57,054
Yes.

358
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,056
Im 17.

359
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,599
Im 17.
Of course.

360
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,238
Excuse me. Ahem.

361
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,614
Whats in the cole slaw?

362
00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:23,622
Thankyou.

363
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,420
Kirsten, that bran muffin
has like 75 grams offat.

364
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:31,463
Nuh-uh.

365
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:33,674
Did I tell you that
Lisa has hemorrhoids?

366
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,675
Hi.

367
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,218
Nasty.
-Hi.

368
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,553
Hi, Kristin.

369
00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,054
Its Keer-sten.

370
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,639
Oh. OK.

371
00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:44,393
Oh!

372
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:53,569
Well, thatll teach me to wear
white jeans after Labor Day.

373
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:57,823
I dont think youre supposed to
wear white jeans after 1983.

374
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,117
Right.

375
00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:01,660
Right, right.

376
00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,122
OK, so, um,

377
00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:07,791
like what are your guys
hopes and dreams?

378
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,127
Any interests?

379
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:11,628
Hi.

380
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,172
Im Guy.

381
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,632
Hi.

382
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:18,635
Y-yes, y-you are a guy.

383
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,220
Quite a guy.

384
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,514
Oh, my.

385
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,643
That rhymes.
Ha ha ha.

386
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,145
Yikes.

387
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,189
Bikes.
Ha ha ha!

388
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:33,817
Are you in Special Ed.?

389
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,613
I mean, are you?

390
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:40,824
I cant believe he said that.
-He totally just said that.

391
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:43,202
Im just gonna go.

392
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,872
Ha ha ha ha!

393
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,123
Dont slip, honey.

394
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,374
Off the chart.

395
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:52,127
Ohh! How old am I?

396
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:56,632
Approximately 6350 days old.

397
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,634
Now, thats subject
for adjustment...

398
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,135
for month of birth.
heeeee!

399
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,637
Ha ha!

400
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:02,638
OK.

401
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,139
OK, thank you.

402
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,143
Lets do it!

403
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,145
Hustle! Hustle!
Come on, girls!

404
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:13,148
Go on! Move it!
Pick up your feet!

405
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,149
Come on!

406
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,151
A little more
commitment, Geller!

407
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,152
Move it!

408
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,153
Come on!

409
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,656
Must...have water.

410
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,991
What do I look like,
your waitress?

411
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,660
Now, you are gonna
complete these sprints...

412
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,286
because if you dont, you fail.

413
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:29,665
And if you fail gym,
youll never get into college.

414
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:32,167
You guys still tell that lie?

415
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,669
That does it, Geller.

416
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:34,670
Drop. Give me 20.

417
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,171
No.

418
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,174
Dontworry, Rob.

419
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,176
I put premium gasoline in her.

420
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:44,304
Josie, I told you.
Bambis a cheap regular girl.

421
00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:47,558
Wait a second.

422
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,102
Everything is fine, Rob.
Ill call you later.

423
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,104
Josie, dont hang up

424
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,897
They do it
to all the new kids.

425
00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:56,108
Whos they?

426
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,111
Guy Perkins
and his amazing lemmings.

427
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,029
They push your car out of
its space and hide it,

428
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,448
sit up there and watch
while you look for it.

429
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,702
Im Aldys.
-Im Josie.

430
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,956
Aldys. Thats
an interesting name.

431
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,249
When its not yours.

432
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:17,004
My mom was going through
her Harlequin Romance phase.

433
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,505
Tell me about it.

434
00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:21,675
Try being named after
a guitar-playing pussycat.

435
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,720
Never mind.

436
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,139
Listen, would you like
to walk to Nanos...

437
00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:28,640
and get something to eat?

438
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:35,772
Yeah. That would be really nice.

439
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:39,776
So tell me, what are
your hopes and your dreams?

440
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,153
What do you want to be?

441
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,571
Thank you.
-Youre welcome.

442
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:44,573
I want to be a professor
of medieval literature.

443
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:46,575
I want to be a novelist.

444
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:48,076
I want to be a weekendflautist.

445
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,245
I want to be a potter.
I want to be a painter.

446
00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,456
I want to be an architect,

447
00:22:52,498 --> 00:22:54,082
and I want to go
to Northwestern.

448
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,751
I went there!

449
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,085
For what?

450
00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:00,756
Yes. Once to use
the bathroom.

451
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,384
Um, they have
a really nice facility.

452
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:10,265
Oh, my God.

453
00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:20,192
Hello.

454
00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:22,194
I got your message.

455
00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:23,946
What the hell kind of story
are you pitching?

456
00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:27,991
Its my dad. He worries.
-Yeah. Mine, too.

457
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,118
Yeah, hi, Dad.
I miss you, too.

458
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,204
Youre one sick puppy,
you know that, Geller?

459
00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:35,082
Its an expos
on cafeteria food.

460
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,083
Let me guess.

461
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,001
Youre leading with the terrible
truth about cole slaw.

462
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:40,420
Well, the bulk of it will
be about the pimento loaf.

463
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,631
Geller, you wanna be
a reporter?

464
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,633
Take a look at what sells.

465
00:23:44,675 --> 00:23:48,345
Sex scandals, bribery,
people jumping off buildings.

466
00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:50,097
So, unless some kid
just killed himself...

467
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,431
because he was being paid...

468
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,599
to have sex with
the school mascot...

469
00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,226
in a big vat of that cole slaw,

470
00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,310
you got nothing.

471
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,311
Call me when you do.

472
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:06,697
They love to
disconnect the battery, too.

473
00:24:10,159 --> 00:24:12,619
Here. Just so
that you know,

474
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:17,124
I think they recalled
these cars in 1974.

475
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:21,211
Yeah, thanks.
-Sure. No problem.

476
00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:24,631
Josie, I was wondering...

477
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:27,134
How are you at calculus?

478
00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:28,385
Im good.

479
00:24:28,427 --> 00:24:30,053
How would you like
to join the Denominators?

480
00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:34,141
We have these really fun
pizza study groups,

481
00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:35,642
and we go to these
all-county meets.

482
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:37,144
And not that you need it,

483
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:39,146
and I dont wanna sound
like the Godfather,

484
00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:41,648
but we could offer you
a certain amount of protection,

485
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,150
if you know what I mean.

486
00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:47,112
Sounds great.

487
00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:35,369
"All the worlds
a stage,

488
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:38,121
and all the men and women,
merely players."

489
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:40,666
Does anyone know what
Shakespeare meant by that?

490
00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:43,961
Anyone?

491
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:45,420
Its about disguise.

492
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,922
About playing a part.

493
00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:48,590
And thats the theme
of As You Like It.

494
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,926
Now, does anyone know
where we can see this?

495
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:52,094
Oh.

496
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,596
Well, Rosalind disguises
herself as a man,

497
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,598
and then she escapes
into the forest.

498
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,600
Right. And its when
shes in costume...

499
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,103
that she canfinally express
her love for Orlando.

500
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,105
See, the point Shakespeare
is trying to make...

501
00:26:03,105 --> 00:26:06,024
is that when were
in disguise, we feel freer.

502
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,944
We do things we wouldnt
do in ordinary life.

503
00:26:08,944 --> 00:26:13,198
Brett, what happens when you
go out on a football field...

504
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,199
in uniform?

505
00:26:14,241 --> 00:26:16,076
We kick ass!
Yeah!

506
00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:18,120
You yell.
You hit people.

507
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,038
You touch other guys butts.

508
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,209
Its OK, its OK
cause youre in uniform.

509
00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:26,628
See, disguise
changes all the rules.

510
00:26:26,623 --> 00:26:27,704
I tells you a story

511
00:26:27,705 --> 00:26:29,832
My first season as a pee wee hockey

512
00:26:31,614 --> 00:26:37,321
Well, honestly... I-I was terrible,
I couldn't stay, I was afraid... I was afraid to hit the head

513
00:26:37,356 --> 00:26:39,499
My dad, my dad bougth me this brand new helmet...

514
00:26:40,562 --> 00:26:42,666
sign by Gordie Howe

515
00:26:45,072 --> 00:26:46,837
Come on guys... Gordie Howe!

516
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:52,450
Ok, he was like... like the Tiger Woods of hockey

517
00:26:54,689 --> 00:27:01,297
Every time I'd put on this helmet... I mean... I'd feel invincible
I'd skied harder, I'd shaken people left and right

518
00:27:01,298 --> 00:27:03,681
I'd even got out of a game once for fight

519
00:27:05,735 --> 00:27:12,824
The point here is that disguise can be liberate,
can you get to do things that you never thougt possible

520
00:27:13,904 --> 00:27:19,021
And for Rosalind, her male costume,
opens the possibilities for the great love of her life

521
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,419
Josie, why don't you read from Act 5,
Scene 2, Rosalind's speech--

522
00:27:33,262 --> 00:27:35,990
No sooner had they met but they looked;

523
00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,305
no sooner looked but they loved;

524
00:27:40,657 --> 00:27:42,368
no sooner loved but they sighed..."

525
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:43,369
Does he notice me?

526
00:27:45,961 --> 00:27:48,747
Does he hear my heart screaming his name--

527
00:27:50,873 --> 00:27:54,038
sometimes it's so loud
I think the Gods can hear my pain.

528
00:27:56,044 --> 00:28:01,552
His voice is so mellifluous,
oh to get just one small kiss.

529
00:28:11,215 --> 00:28:15,353
O.K., what have you wanted for like ever
but you didn't think it would -ever happen?

530
00:28:16,516 --> 00:28:21,793
I'm the most popular girl in school,
and Billy Prince is taking me to prom.

531
00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:23,474
Yes.

532
00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:25,570
What?

533
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,542
Billy Prince is asking you to prom.

534
00:28:29,642 --> 00:28:31,274
Why?

535
00:28:31,285 --> 00:28:32,929
I don't know.

536
00:28:35,395 --> 00:28:37,071
The poem!

537
00:28:37,943 --> 00:28:38,761
I knew he liked the poem!

538
00:28:40,643 --> 00:28:43,092
Billy Prince is asking me to the prom.

539
00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:44,355
That's what I'm saying.

540
00:28:49,506 --> 00:28:51,427
Oh my God!

541
00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:59,354
I actually speechless, I have no words!
That's never happend to me ever in my life

542
00:29:03,013 --> 00:29:05,891
O.K. - just a reminder.
Your paper is due next week.

543
00:29:09,401 --> 00:29:12,880
Hey guys!. This is Cindy Anakowski student body's president...

544
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:16,175
Don't forget, don't going to the library
there is this asphalt problem

545
00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:17,564
Excuse me, can I open my locker?

546
00:29:17,994 --> 00:29:19,214
Now, about prom.

547
00:29:19,357 --> 00:29:25,008
Voting about the Prom theme has been completed
and the theme is... The Millenium!!

548
00:29:30,389 --> 00:29:33,523
- Rufus! Prom is gonna be Rufus.
- What's Rufus?

549
00:29:33,603 --> 00:29:37,597
It's my new cool hippie word.
Spread it around like wild fire

550
00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:38,647
Right! Rufus!

551
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:42,177
What is with this school and prom?

552
00:29:42,708 --> 00:29:45,279
Southglen South competes every year for best prom...

553
00:29:46,042 --> 00:29:51,665
...the theme is everthing darling
So whatever Southglen picks has to be totally unique--

554
00:29:55,025 --> 00:30:05,970
"There's a land that I see where the children are free
Come with me, take my hand, and we'll live

555
00:30:07,094 --> 00:30:18,340
...In a land where the river runs free
In a land through the green country
And you and me are free to be you and me...

556
00:30:18,341 --> 00:30:19,341
What's that?

557
00:30:19,342 --> 00:30:24,321
That's the old drive-in. They call it "The Court".
Now it's just a continuous party for Guy's group.

558
00:30:25,502 --> 00:30:31,594
Hey! Albo, the dog park is that way. Go!

559
00:30:31,936 --> 00:30:33,801
Last I checked--this was still a free country

560
00:30:34,351 --> 00:30:37,478
You guys aren't seriously trying to hang out at
The Court, aren't you, Albo?

561
00:30:37,744 --> 00:30:41,120
Oooh, cheap wine coolers and a fire in a trashcan.
Where do I sign up?

562
00:30:41,509 --> 00:30:45,913
Why don't you go home, figure around
with your calculator, wherever you use it.

563
00:30:45,894 --> 00:30:48,244
Figure out how many lifetimes
it will take you to get cool.

564
00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:58,741
Have you ever wanted to go to The Court?

565
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:07,158
Are you kidding, Josie? It's lame.
All they do is stand around and get drunk. It's lame.

566
00:31:07,731 --> 00:31:13,166
- Yeah, it seems lame.
- Yeah, it's very lame

567
00:31:14,449 --> 00:31:15,516
You say that!

568
00:31:19,338 --> 00:31:22,377
The Court? Josie, I am appalled

569
00:31:22,990 --> 00:31:26,734
Jeez, I know, I mean... who knows that these kids-

570
00:31:27,416 --> 00:31:34,995
No, I am appalled because I have a reporter in there,
undercover, for almost three weeks now-

571
00:31:35,030 --> 00:31:36,695
and I had to read about this in the Tribune.

572
00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:37,543
You're right.

573
00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:41,410
I can fold!

574
00:31:44,454 --> 00:31:52,618
Seventeen-year-old Kristen David says,
"Yeah, everyone who's anyone is at The Court on Saturday night."

575
00:31:53,637 --> 00:31:58,814
S-S-She's right.
I have learned that it is a popular place for the kids to go.

576
00:32:03,558 --> 00:32:07,001
This is where the stories are.

577
00:32:07,206 --> 00:32:13,705
You become friends with these people.
You are going to party with them.

578
00:32:13,851 --> 00:32:15,172
You are going to eat chicken with them.

579
00:32:15,269 --> 00:32:18,498
When they go to prom...
you are going to be in their same damn limo!

580
00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:26,140
Gus listen, the popular kids and I...

581
00:32:27,256 --> 00:32:28,729
Do you even know these kids?

582
00:32:29,586 --> 00:32:30,952
They hid my car--

583
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:38,801
Get to know them.Very well.
Your job and my job depends on it.

584
00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:44,368
By the way, it's depend, because there is no s.
Your subject is plural

585
00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:45,381
Out!

586
00:32:51,295 --> 00:32:54,481
Come on! Asses and elbows!
The news doesn't sleep, you know!

587
00:32:58,761 --> 00:33:00,000
Yeah, baby!

588
00:33:03,288 --> 00:33:06,186
Rob... you're making a mess

589
00:33:06,782 --> 00:33:08,487
Do this with mum and dad

590
00:33:08,773 --> 00:33:12,803
No. They're still caring to do Franklin
meet Pat at dinner. But I made a pizza.

591
00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:15,246
- I can't do it

592
00:33:17,019 --> 00:33:21,921
What? Damn, these are high schools girls?

593
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:24,748
We've got some underage hotties on our hands, here!

594
00:33:25,821 --> 00:33:30,276
Gus insists that I become friends with these kids.
The popular kids. It's impossible.

595
00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:31,523
Why is that impossible?

596
00:33:31,524 --> 00:33:37,555
You don't know how it was for me back in high school.
All I wanted was to be accepted...

597
00:33:40,495 --> 00:33:45,560
and they just tortured me.
I can't go back to Southglen South.

598
00:33:45,561 --> 00:33:49,554
You're at Southglen South?
They have a killer baseball team.

599
00:33:51,911 --> 00:33:53,233
Focus, please

600
00:33:57,312 --> 00:33:58,816
You're an adult now, Josie.

601
00:33:59,785 --> 00:34:02,786
You're successful,
you've gradueted at the top of you class,

602
00:34:03,259 --> 00:34:04,609
you work for a newspaper...

603
00:34:05,074 --> 00:34:09,280
you wash your hair now--
you're not Josie Grossie anymore.

604
00:34:09,449 --> 00:34:12,317
Don't you know how much I
wanted to be you in high school?

605
00:34:13,599 --> 00:34:17,021
Just for one day to know what
it was like to be popular?

606
00:34:17,769 --> 00:34:19,658
It's not that hard, Josie.

607
00:34:20,653 --> 00:34:23,252
All you need is the right person.

608
00:34:23,431 --> 00:34:25,924
One person that thinks
you're cool and you're in.

609
00:34:26,296 --> 00:34:28,083
Everyone else will be
too scared to question it.

610
00:34:28,584 --> 00:34:29,690
Is that true?

611
00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:30,932
Yeah, it's a little known fact

612
00:34:33,542 --> 00:34:38,686
Don't you wanna show them - Gus, Billy Prince, yourself-

613
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,591
Don't you wanna show them that
the cool kids don't freak you out anymore?

614
00:34:43,596 --> 00:34:47,164
That you can go in there, you can be friends with them,
and get your story?

615
00:34:47,696 --> 00:34:49,313
Yes, desperately

616
00:34:49,847 --> 00:34:52,202
Plus, if you quit you're no better than me

617
00:34:52,755 --> 00:34:53,822
Better than I...

618
00:34:53,948 --> 00:34:55,132
That's the spirit!

619
00:34:55,768 --> 00:34:58,820
So let hear it, come on:
"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore"

620
00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,480
"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore"

621
00:35:01,862 --> 00:35:03,843
That's it. Now scream it!

622
00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:06,980
"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore"!!!

623
00:35:13,296 --> 00:35:14,144
That's good!

624
00:35:26,563 --> 00:35:28,023
Josie... and the pussy cats

625
00:35:29,248 --> 00:35:31,771
George?! What are you doing here?

626
00:35:31,987 --> 00:35:35,166
In the van, go, go...

627
00:35:39,153 --> 00:35:40,737
Welcome to the love hut

628
00:35:45,990 --> 00:35:46,635
Oh right...

629
00:35:46,729 --> 00:35:48,493
George, what is going on?

630
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:50,007
"Captain's wings"

631
00:35:52,905 --> 00:35:54,141
What are you doing?

632
00:35:54,889 --> 00:35:55,985
Hidden camera

633
00:35:56,051 --> 00:35:57,473
- Wings?
- Yeah...

634
00:35:58,627 --> 00:36:02,447
That's great but...
I really just talk to Gus until this first

635
00:36:03,057 --> 00:36:04,832
Geller, stop being a pain in the ass

636
00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:07,581
Gus?

637
00:36:07,661 --> 00:36:09,820
No, it's the Great and Powerful Oz.

638
00:36:09,855 --> 00:36:13,174
Now look--you're in over your head.
This is how it's gonna work.

639
00:36:13,269 --> 00:36:15,114
I review the tapes, I find your story.

640
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,150
Battery, transmitter

641
00:36:22,094 --> 00:36:23,383
Man!

642
00:36:23,408 --> 00:36:25,535
Here we go...
Good luck sweet!

643
00:36:25,536 --> 00:36:29,378
I don't think so... George...
why are you so cool?

644
00:36:31,632 --> 00:36:36,575
Work, herbs, berries... you know
I'll be watching you

645
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,532
Oh, right. Lets get this party start it

646
00:36:48,563 --> 00:36:53,592
Oh! Damn!
They weren't such good when I was at high school

647
00:36:53,944 --> 00:36:57,116
Hey! Kirsten, Kristen, Gibby--
What's up girlfriends?

648
00:37:01,295 --> 00:37:03,367
- I'm ok
- Uh! That's gonna leave a mark

649
00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:11,014
And so it is Rosalind, in disguise,
who is best able to see through the disguises of others.

650
00:37:12,532 --> 00:37:14,997
To say to Phebe, "Mistress, know thy self,"

651
00:37:15,747 --> 00:37:17,753
to look at love from every angle,

652
00:37:18,275 --> 00:37:22,728
and to realize, finally,
that she is in love with Orlando--

653
00:37:23,156 --> 00:37:26,989
To free both hearts not in judgment but in equality

654
00:37:27,315 --> 00:37:29,971
Thank you. That's really well writen, Josie

655
00:37:30,388 --> 00:37:31,579
Showtime's over!

656
00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:34,736
Come on, move-it! Back to work!

657
00:37:37,145 --> 00:37:38,804
Gus, have you ever been in love?

658
00:37:40,594 --> 00:37:41,574
Leave

659
00:37:42,371 --> 00:37:45,831
Oh give it up, Gus, come on!
I'm just making conversation

660
00:37:48,439 --> 00:37:56,183
Love. Who knows what that is?
Deadlines, circulation, those I understand.

661
00:37:59,099 --> 00:38:00,986
You know, you should go out
every now and then, Gus;

662
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:06,310
if you put on a couple of new ties,
girls would be all over you.

663
00:38:08,136 --> 00:38:09,178
- Anita...
- What?

664
00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:14,700
Leave me alone
I have enough work here to last me all night

665
00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:22,045
Listen, I don't have anything to do tonight,
so if you like some help? I would like to help you

666
00:38:27,149 --> 00:38:28,715
No Roger from op/ed?

667
00:38:29,652 --> 00:38:30,379
Nop

668
00:38:42,765 --> 00:38:48,624
Excuse me. Do you guys think that we can work out
some kind of schedule I could work around it?

669
00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:51,742
Hey, where's your sweatshirt?

670
00:38:53,052 --> 00:38:55,093
Oh... I  uhh, must have forgotten-

671
00:38:55,414 --> 00:38:57,787
Don't worry, I have an extra in my locker. I'll get it for you

672
00:38:57,953 --> 00:39:00,624
So I'll see you tonight 7:30 at Nana's, right?

673
00:39:01,109 --> 00:39:02,693
Ok, right. 7:30

674
00:39:03,303 --> 00:39:04,688
I'm late for lab

675
00:39:04,689 --> 00:39:10,179
So Motley. Oh yes, I am so there
This band is so good. Have you heared this band, right?

676
00:39:10,155 --> 00:39:11,521
Oh, yeah, I'll still my mum's car, I'll drive

677
00:39:11,861 --> 00:39:13,779
It's gonna be Rufalicious

678
00:39:14,131 --> 00:39:18,064
Jason, it isn't a stick of gum.
It's "Rufus", "Rufus"

679
00:39:51,516 --> 00:39:52,620
Drinking tonight?

680
00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:58,001
No, I am not 21. I am seventeen and I still attend high school

681
00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:03,266
Two of you?

682
00:40:22,957 --> 00:40:25,671
- Josie! Josie!
- Hi!

683
00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:26,827
Out on a school night

684
00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:30,258
Bathroom was disgusting

685
00:40:30,672 --> 00:40:32,336
I like you to meet Lara

686
00:40:32,826 --> 00:40:33,717
His girlfriend

687
00:40:34,612 --> 00:40:36,204
She is visiting from New York

688
00:40:36,550 --> 00:40:37,885
Josie's a one of my student

689
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:39,624
- How do you do?
- What?

690
00:40:39,996 --> 00:40:41,073
Hi there!

691
00:40:41,866 --> 00:40:44,252
I'm sorry I can't even think in here

692
00:40:45,169 --> 00:40:47,070
No ofense, I know you love this

693
00:40:47,071 --> 00:40:50,903
I'm just hoping you could get all out of your system
from you move to New York

694
00:40:50,904 --> 00:40:53,876
My firm has season tickets to the Met

695
00:40:55,194 --> 00:40:57,965
Oh, well I love baseball

696
00:41:01,251 --> 00:41:03,160
Nice to meet you

697
00:41:04,382 --> 00:41:05,795
It's nice to meet you too

698
00:41:19,382 --> 00:41:22,275
The way I see "we'are tomorrow"
"Hello I'm tomorrow"

699
00:41:22,417 --> 00:41:25,052
because when we get the money and the power
the women come to me...

700
00:41:25,758 --> 00:41:27,862
the women come to me
Do what I'm doing

701
00:41:28,596 --> 00:41:30,639
If you don't have any moving
Don't movement

702
00:41:31,128 --> 00:41:32,550
It's better if I write it down
Do you have a napkin?

703
00:41:33,151 --> 00:41:35,289
Welcome to my little love boat

704
00:41:36,401 --> 00:41:41,047
Just let me up with my business.
Oh wait a minute... This I can't forget

705
00:41:57,090 --> 00:41:59,220
That was great you guys!!
That was great...

706
00:42:10,469 --> 00:42:11,881
Excuse me, can I sit there?

707
00:42:12,246 --> 00:42:17,331
Yeah, we accept all people
We are all about da' love, c'mon have a sit

708
00:42:17,366 --> 00:42:18,536
Thank you so much

709
00:42:20,715 --> 00:42:21,803
How do you tonight?

710
00:42:21,838 --> 00:42:23,282
I'm very well, thank you
How are you?

711
00:42:23,705 --> 00:42:27,322
I fell good, I feel really good
You know, we have this special cake for you

712
00:42:29,186 --> 00:42:33,353
Have some cake. It's a special cake,
it's Ganja's cake

713
00:42:33,757 --> 00:42:39,277
It has vitamin A, vitamin B,
vitamin T, H and C.

714
00:42:39,397 --> 00:42:40,357
I'ts good for you, eat it up.

715
00:42:42,321 --> 00:42:46,658
Is that...? No, girl... put it back,
just say "No"

716
00:42:47,995 --> 00:42:49,135
Good, eh?

717
00:42:49,596 --> 00:42:52,184
That's delicious... you know I love chocolate

718
00:42:54,297 --> 00:42:56,077
She's going to knock the floor

719
00:43:00,075 --> 00:43:02,055
Firecracker! You're a firecracker!

720
00:43:05,551 --> 00:43:06,975
Firecracker!

721
00:43:08,631 --> 00:43:10,713
Man I don't love her

722
00:43:47,007 --> 00:43:49,993
I know this woman,
she is my superior.

723
00:44:25,650 --> 00:44:31,717
I'm telling you, Rob! I think I really did it!
I think I'm totally in! I was so cool!

724
00:44:32,572 --> 00:44:34,982
You know what's a weird word? Fork.

725
00:44:36,188 --> 00:44:40,428
Did I tell you about the new friends I made?
I made friends with a whole table of Rastafarians!

726
00:44:41,041 --> 00:44:42,867
Not just one, a whole table!

727
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:50,433
Oh. My God. Someone ate my entire pie.
I don't know how that happened

728
00:45:19,283 --> 00:45:21,940
Hi Guy. Guys. Guy's Guys

729
00:45:22,170 --> 00:45:23,215
Hi loser

730
00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:25,484
- Oh my God!
- Loser!

731
00:45:35,564 --> 00:45:37,409
What is going on up here?

732
00:45:39,126 --> 00:45:40,181
They 've gone mad

733
00:45:41,871 --> 00:45:43,177
Loserrr!!!

734
00:46:11,665 --> 00:46:12,780
Oh right, oh right
Look up, girl

735
00:46:13,488 --> 00:46:14,779
Jo, Jo, look up!

736
00:46:14,996 --> 00:46:17,358
Loser, see...
Loser, look!

737
00:46:18,216 --> 00:46:18,932
Hello!!

738
00:46:19,963 --> 00:46:21,554
Y-Y-Yes!!

739
00:46:26,976 --> 00:46:28,079
Oh my God!

740
00:46:30,607 --> 00:46:31,202
Oh my God!

741
00:46:32,611 --> 00:46:34,721
Come down, just washing it up
we're cool

742
00:46:38,401 --> 00:46:39,106
What are you doing?

743
00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:42,769
I see you eat some cereal for breakfast

744
00:46:47,833 --> 00:46:49,837
It's like the All-Humiliation Network

745
00:47:21,062 --> 00:47:23,051
Hello! Oh Hi Billy

746
00:47:24,691 --> 00:47:26,599
Ok, I'll be on the jiffer

747
00:47:28,810 --> 00:47:31,060
- Have you got fun
- Ok, thanks. Bye, bye!

748
00:47:39,474 --> 00:47:40,681
Hi Billy!

749
00:47:48,885 --> 00:47:50,735
Hey! write a poem about this, kid

750
00:48:03,508 --> 00:48:06,246
Josie? Is that you honey?

751
00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:31,351
Josie... get up

752
00:48:32,495 --> 00:48:33,991
Josie... are you ok?

753
00:48:35,571 --> 00:48:36,261
Josie

754
00:48:38,056 --> 00:48:40,199
Are you crazy? What are you doing in here?

755
00:48:40,386 --> 00:48:45,392
I just registered.
Check it out. Manufactured at the Tiki Post

756
00:48:46,575 --> 00:48:48,388
- Can you do that?
- I just did

757
00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:56,304
Jos, this's it. This is my ninth inning!
The game isn't over--I just thought it was!

758
00:48:57,341 --> 00:49:01,259
You see, I get on the Southglen baseball team,
the right scout sees me--

759
00:49:02,185 --> 00:49:04,321
I'm into the minors-it's game time!

760
00:49:04,978 --> 00:49:09,133
- But you're twenty-three years old!
- Yeah, with the reading comprehension of a fifteen year old!

761
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:15,808
Plus, I'm popular... You want to be popular...
I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.

762
00:49:15,843 --> 00:49:16,381
Hear one

763
00:49:17,005 --> 00:49:17,518
- Whatever

764
00:49:18,993 --> 00:49:25,316
- This is so like you. You know, you can't just come
in here and be popular in just one day

765
00:49:26,104 --> 00:49:40,470
Rob!

766
00:49:51,132 --> 00:49:53,509
I'm the cabbage's salad king of the world

767
00:49:53,510 --> 00:49:55,887
Dude, you did rock, man!

768
00:49:59,062 --> 00:50:00,574
So hot!

769
00:50:02,389 --> 00:50:09,842
Hi. I'm Tracy and I'm sixteen and
I'm a gymnast and I don't have a boyfriend...

770
00:50:09,843 --> 00:50:10,843
Cool!

771
00:50:12,888 --> 00:50:14,681
Josie?

772
00:50:14,723 --> 00:50:17,100
Where were you last night?
I was really worried

773
00:50:17,142 --> 00:50:18,352
What?

774
00:50:18,393 --> 00:50:21,438
You know, last night. 7:30 Nana's?

775
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,233
I kept calling you, but I just got your machine.

776
00:50:24,274 --> 00:50:27,903
I don't even know your parents line and I was really worried.

777
00:50:27,945 --> 00:50:31,698
I'm sorry, I must forgot

778
00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:35,994
Well, maybe you should forget about sitting with us too

779
00:50:39,623 --> 00:50:43,752
Oh rigth. Let's get some money for the prom!!

780
00:51:03,063 --> 00:51:05,983
Be careful

781
00:51:06,108 --> 00:51:09,611
- Where's your partner?
- I don't--I don't have one--

782
00:51:09,653 --> 00:51:12,447
I GOT A LONELY RIDE IN BUCKET SEVEN!

783
00:51:12,489 --> 00:51:15,659
- SINGLE!
- Do you have to yell like that?

784
00:51:15,701 --> 00:51:17,953
Sure I do

785
00:51:17,995 --> 00:51:19,872
Thanks

786
00:51:19,913 --> 00:51:21,375
This seat taken?

787
00:51:24,126 --> 00:51:26,879
Thank you

788
00:51:28,338 --> 00:51:31,675
- Thank you
- Welcome

789
00:51:36,638 --> 00:51:38,098
Are you--scared?

790
00:51:38,140 --> 00:51:40,434
I'm gonna tell you something here,

791
00:51:40,475 --> 00:51:43,103
and I hope it doesn't undermine my position

792
00:51:43,145 --> 00:51:45,981
as an authority figure but... eh...

793
00:51:46,023 --> 00:51:48,567
I'm a little afraid of heights.

794
00:51:48,609 --> 00:51:51,278
You're afraid of the Ferris wheel

795
00:51:51,279 --> 00:51:53,405
Actually, it's

796
00:51:53,447 --> 00:51:56,450
more the plunging head first into the crowd part that gets me

797
00:51:56,492 --> 00:51:59,036
If better if you have your Gordie Howe's helmet on it...

798
00:51:59,077 --> 00:52:01,705
you feel better

799
00:52:01,747 --> 00:52:03,165
You remember that story?

800
00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:06,043
I remember everything that you say

801
00:52:06,084 --> 00:52:07,794
in the classroom

802
00:52:07,836 --> 00:52:13,016
If the bucket's a-rockin',
don't come-a knockin'

803
00:52:15,177 --> 00:52:16,386
- Boys
- Yeah

804
00:52:16,428 --> 00:52:19,566
Mr Coulson rocks my world!

805
00:52:21,433 --> 00:52:23,602
You know, I'd like to tell you that we all grow out of it,

806
00:52:23,644 --> 00:52:28,065
but that's a lie. Some of us will always be rattling cages.

807
00:52:28,106 --> 00:52:30,901
Why do you do that?

808
00:52:31,026 --> 00:52:33,654
I don't know. I don't know

809
00:52:33,695 --> 00:52:35,405
And you know what's scary--when you get older...

810
00:52:35,447 --> 00:52:37,407
it just gets more confusing.

811
00:52:37,449 --> 00:52:39,034
I mean, you know Lara,

812
00:52:39,076 --> 00:52:41,745
my girlfriend you met at the club

813
00:52:41,787 --> 00:52:42,913
We went out for five years

814
00:52:42,955 --> 00:52:46,583
and now she wants me to move to New York

815
00:52:46,625 --> 00:52:49,169
And, you know, I mean... I should-should do it

816
00:52:49,211 --> 00:52:51,338
You know make the commitment and grow up

817
00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:55,551
I know we have our differences

818
00:52:56,468 --> 00:53:00,597
You know, I shouldn't be talking about
this stuff with you. I'm sorry.

819
00:53:00,639 --> 00:53:05,018
It's nice to have someone to talk to--

820
00:53:06,019 --> 00:53:07,559
Yeah, same here

821
00:53:10,566 --> 00:53:12,651
All I can tell you is that when you're my age...

822
00:53:12,693 --> 00:53:16,697
the guys will be lined up around the block for you

823
00:53:18,365 --> 00:53:22,578
You have to say that because you're my teacher.

824
00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:27,332
Actually I shouldn't say that, because I'm your teacher

825
00:53:33,046 --> 00:53:34,381
Josie Geller? No way men

826
00:53:34,423 --> 00:53:35,549
Yeah men

827
00:53:35,591 --> 00:53:38,218
She used to date the drummer for
The Big Bad Voodoo Daddys?

828
00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:40,554
Yeah, that's something I always wanted to be a drummer, always

829
00:53:40,596 --> 00:53:45,225
And then she dum dum
And the drummer...

830
00:53:45,726 --> 00:53:48,061
All right that's it

831
00:53:48,103 --> 00:53:50,564
Just water and Ex-Lax till prom.

832
00:53:50,606 --> 00:53:52,691
I know, it's all about hydration

833
00:53:52,733 --> 00:53:55,569
Did you guys know that Josie's dad invented that stuff?

834
00:53:55,611 --> 00:53:58,906
Ex-lax. She's the heiress of Ex-lax fortune

835
00:53:58,947 --> 00:54:02,409
- Shut up
- No, it's true

836
00:54:02,993 --> 00:54:04,870
Shes spends all of
her extra time...

837
00:54:04,870 --> 00:54:07,456
with her family on a yacht
in the south of France.

838
00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:12,920
Yeah, go!

839
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,802
Quick hands! Quick hands!
Here we go.

840
00:54:20,844 --> 00:54:23,388
Whos a winner, huh?
Whos a winner? Focus.

841
00:54:23,388 --> 00:54:25,974
Good work. Good work.
Easy, easy. Good work.

842
00:54:26,016 --> 00:54:28,143
Rob, Thanks for showing me
that new grip.

843
00:54:28,185 --> 00:54:30,062
It totally changed
my swing, man.

844
00:54:30,103 --> 00:54:31,480
Ah, no problem, man.

845
00:54:31,522 --> 00:54:32,773
Hey, man. Whats goin on?

846
00:54:32,815 --> 00:54:34,191
Hey, you guys know
that girl, Josie Geller?

847
00:54:34,191 --> 00:54:35,192
Yeah, I know her.

848
00:54:35,192 --> 00:54:36,193
You mean Loser?

849
00:54:36,193 --> 00:54:38,278
Nah, man, shes cool.

850
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,988
I used to go out with her, man.

851
00:54:40,072 --> 00:54:41,532
She dumped me.

852
00:54:41,573 --> 00:54:43,033
But were still good friends.

853
00:54:43,075 --> 00:54:44,034
Hey, really?

854
00:54:44,076 --> 00:54:45,035
Yeah, hey, wait.

855
00:54:45,077 --> 00:54:48,038
Like, how good?
Like--like good-good?

856
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,456
She is amazing.

857
00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:56,046
All right. All right.
All right, guys.

858
00:54:56,046 --> 00:54:57,589
As youve probably noticed,

859
00:54:57,589 --> 00:54:59,550
this, uh, this certainly
isnt English.

860
00:54:59,591 --> 00:55:03,387
Um, weve combined a few classes
today here for the seminar,

861
00:55:03,387 --> 00:55:06,431
and hopefully, the speaker
will be here any minute now.

862
00:55:08,892 --> 00:55:11,728
Hi.Hey! Oh, hi.

863
00:55:11,728 --> 00:55:13,397
Uh, you here
for the sex talk?

864
00:55:13,438 --> 00:55:15,399
Well, ha ha...

865
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,734
I like a man who gets
right to the point.

866
00:55:17,776 --> 00:55:19,486
Are you Pam?

867
00:55:19,528 --> 00:55:21,280
If you say so.

868
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,239
OK.

869
00:55:22,281 --> 00:55:24,575
Juniors, Seniors,
this is Pam Kitterman.

870
00:55:24,616 --> 00:55:26,410
Shes going to lead us
in our sex discussion.

871
00:55:26,451 --> 00:55:28,328
What? What?

872
00:55:28,412 --> 00:55:29,997
No, Im not--what?

873
00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:34,376
Oh, I am. Right.
Thats correct.

874
00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:36,879
Hi. Im Pam.
Im Pam. Hi.

875
00:55:36,879 --> 00:55:40,048
Uh, sex. Ha ha ha.

876
00:55:40,048 --> 00:55:41,758
Well, yeah, sex.

877
00:55:41,842 --> 00:55:46,263
Um...what do you say,
really, you know?

878
00:55:46,263 --> 00:55:49,183
Uh, you like a guy,
you do it with him,

879
00:55:49,224 --> 00:55:51,226
sometimes he calls.
Sometimes he doesnt.

880
00:55:56,732 --> 00:55:59,401
Oh...hi.
-What are you doing here?

881
00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:02,029
I had a lunch break,
so I came by to say hello.

882
00:56:02,070 --> 00:56:03,906
God, your teacher
is such afox.

883
00:56:03,947 --> 00:56:05,866
Hes coming back.
Hes coming back.

884
00:56:05,908 --> 00:56:09,703
Uh, why dontwe talk
about that...later?

885
00:56:09,745 --> 00:56:11,955
And I just want to say
that the burning sensation...

886
00:56:11,955 --> 00:56:13,290
is totally normal.

887
00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:17,586
Um, sex is really fun.

888
00:56:18,837 --> 00:56:21,215
When youre old enough,

889
00:56:21,256 --> 00:56:23,425
which none of you are.

890
00:56:23,467 --> 00:56:24,968
Trust me, I should know.

891
00:56:24,968 --> 00:56:28,222
Cause when you lose it
to some guy named Junior--

892
00:56:28,263 --> 00:56:29,806
with bad breath
in the back of a van...

893
00:56:29,806 --> 00:56:32,100
at a Guns N Roses concert...

894
00:56:32,142 --> 00:56:34,144
youll wish you listened
to your mother when she said,

895
00:56:34,186 --> 00:56:36,188
"Nobodys gonna wanna buy
the whole ice cream truck...

896
00:56:36,230 --> 00:56:39,233
when youre handing out
the popsicles for free."

897
00:56:40,943 --> 00:56:42,402
Ahh!

898
00:56:42,444 --> 00:56:43,445
Any questions?

899
00:56:47,991 --> 00:56:51,411
Oh, I know its hard...

900
00:56:52,454 --> 00:56:54,331
I mean difficult, difficult,

901
00:56:54,373 --> 00:56:56,667
but safe sex
is really important.

902
00:56:56,708 --> 00:57:01,630
OK, so just imagine
that the bananas...

903
00:57:01,672 --> 00:57:03,674
are the real thing.

904
00:57:03,715 --> 00:57:08,512
In a land called
Every Mans Fantasy.

905
00:57:08,554 --> 00:57:10,722
God, I cant do this.

906
00:57:11,807 --> 00:57:15,477
Thats because we dont
have sex with bananas.

907
00:57:16,186 --> 00:57:17,813
OK, wait a second.

908
00:57:17,855 --> 00:57:19,565
Do you really think she
hooked up with our Rob?

909
00:57:19,606 --> 00:57:21,024
I mean,
theyre so different.

910
00:57:21,066 --> 00:57:23,485
Well, sometimes
opposites attract.

911
00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:24,820
You know what, though?

912
00:57:25,654 --> 00:57:27,614
I feel like Im really
ready to do it.

913
00:57:27,656 --> 00:57:31,869
You know, like, have sex
for the first time.

914
00:57:33,745 --> 00:57:37,249
Its a big deal.
-I know.

915
00:57:37,249 --> 00:57:38,876
Just make sure youve
found the right person.

916
00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:41,420
You know, Adlie penguins,

917
00:57:41,461 --> 00:57:43,589
they spend their whole lives...

918
00:57:43,630 --> 00:57:45,340
looking for that
one other penguin,

919
00:57:45,382 --> 00:57:47,968
and when they meet them,
they know,

920
00:57:48,010 --> 00:57:50,721
and they spend the rest
of their lives together.

921
00:57:50,762 --> 00:57:52,472
But Im not a penguin.

922
00:57:52,514 --> 00:57:54,224
Oh, its an analogy.

923
00:57:57,394 --> 00:57:58,979
Excuse me.

924
00:57:59,021 --> 00:58:01,315
I have to go die now.

925
00:58:04,276 --> 00:58:06,028
Hey, kids, Cindy here.

926
00:58:06,069 --> 00:58:07,279
Bad news about the prom.

927
00:58:08,489 --> 00:58:10,199
East Glen East is gonna
do Millennium, too.

928
00:58:10,282 --> 00:58:12,493
What?!

929
00:58:18,081 --> 00:58:20,709
Calm down. Calm down.

930
00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,503
Calm down! Sit!

931
00:58:25,297 --> 00:58:27,758
OK, lets focus, all right?
Its--its prom theme.

932
00:58:27,799 --> 00:58:29,426
All we need is a new idea.

933
00:58:30,469 --> 00:58:32,763
Um, how about Under the Sea?

934
00:58:32,804 --> 00:58:34,264
Yeah, right.

935
00:58:34,306 --> 00:58:36,350
Oh, please.
-Been done.

936
00:58:36,391 --> 00:58:37,434
How--how about
the eighties?

937
00:58:39,311 --> 00:58:41,855
What do you think
we are, amateurs?

938
00:58:45,317 --> 00:58:47,569
All right. All right.

939
00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:48,529
Josie.

940
00:58:50,572 --> 00:58:52,699
Thats not a theme.

941
00:58:52,741 --> 00:58:55,494
Thankyou. Uh, no...

942
00:58:56,703 --> 00:58:59,081
OK, Josie will have the answer.

943
00:59:09,967 --> 00:59:13,303
Uh, h-how--how--how about
Meantfor Each Other:

944
00:59:13,303 --> 00:59:15,764
Famous Couples
Throughout History.

945
00:59:20,602 --> 00:59:24,189
Absolutely. Absolutely!

946
00:59:24,231 --> 00:59:27,067
we love it.
-That was so brilliant.

947
01:00:28,378 --> 01:00:29,713
Here, try these.

948
01:00:35,427 --> 01:00:37,846
Gus, listen,
it is a great story.

949
01:00:37,888 --> 01:00:40,057
They keep the tags on...

950
01:00:40,057 --> 01:00:42,601
and then they return the clothes
aftertheyve worn them.

951
01:00:43,644 --> 01:00:44,728
Gus?

952
01:00:44,770 --> 01:00:45,979
Hi.

953
01:00:46,021 --> 01:00:46,980
Hi.
-Whats up?

954
01:00:47,022 --> 01:00:49,149
I was just looking
at this cardigan.

955
01:00:49,191 --> 01:00:51,693
Isnt it cool?

956
01:00:58,951 --> 01:01:01,620
Oh, my God. Like,
there goes another lemming.

957
01:01:21,723 --> 01:01:25,185
Good play! Good play!
-Go, Rob!

958
01:01:25,227 --> 01:01:26,603
Go, sexy boys.

959
01:01:26,603 --> 01:01:29,064
You guys, victory dance.

960
01:01:29,106 --> 01:01:31,150
Kegger party
tonight at my house.

961
01:01:31,191 --> 01:01:33,026
Yeah!

962
01:01:33,068 --> 01:01:35,404
Hey, that was a great play, Rob.
Great play.

963
01:01:35,445 --> 01:01:37,614
You know, you may be just
what South Glen needs...

964
01:01:37,614 --> 01:01:39,032
to win state this year.

965
01:01:39,074 --> 01:01:41,201
Will I get to play in
the championship game?

966
01:01:41,243 --> 01:01:43,579
Play in? Youre gonna start!
Short stop, and listen,

967
01:01:43,579 --> 01:01:45,164
I dontwant to put
extra pressure on you,

968
01:01:45,205 --> 01:01:46,999
but theres going to be some pro
scouts out there looking.

969
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:50,752
Thanks, Coach Romano.
-Youre welcome.

970
01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:53,088
Just glad to be part
of a team again.

971
01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:59,970
Josie, youve totally
transitioned.

972
01:01:59,970 --> 01:02:01,597
Transitioned?

973
01:02:01,638 --> 01:02:02,890
Yeah, you crossed over...

974
01:02:02,931 --> 01:02:03,891
Into our group.

975
01:02:03,932 --> 01:02:05,642
Its so hard to do.

976
01:02:05,642 --> 01:02:07,603
People try all through school
to transition,

977
01:02:07,644 --> 01:02:08,604
and never make it.

978
01:02:08,645 --> 01:02:09,688
Wannabes.

979
01:02:13,484 --> 01:02:15,986
Guy is totally crunching on you.

980
01:02:23,118 --> 01:02:25,078
Do I want to be crunched?

981
01:02:25,954 --> 01:02:26,955
By Guy?

982
01:02:26,997 --> 01:02:29,416
Oh, yeah.
-Oh, yeah.

983
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,845
Hi.

984
01:02:41,845 --> 01:02:43,138
Splendiferous?

985
01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:44,973
Totally.

986
01:02:46,809 --> 01:02:48,310
Im not going
to her again.

987
01:02:48,352 --> 01:02:49,686
She calls it a pedicure?

988
01:02:54,608 --> 01:02:55,943
She wants me.

989
01:02:59,905 --> 01:03:02,115
Bye. Out.
Good night. Bye.

990
01:03:02,157 --> 01:03:06,036
Ms. Haskell is gone
and forgotten. Next...

991
01:03:06,078 --> 01:03:08,872
sack races
at the company picnic.

992
01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:09,873
Yes or no?

993
01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,211
Sorry Im late.

994
01:03:14,253 --> 01:03:15,504
I love that top.

995
01:03:15,546 --> 01:03:17,005
Thank you. The horse shoes.

996
01:03:17,047 --> 01:03:18,298
Its all about
horse shoes.

997
01:03:18,382 --> 01:03:19,883
Excuse me?

998
01:03:19,883 --> 01:03:21,093
Im trying to get
to a tennis game.

999
01:03:21,134 --> 01:03:22,344
Could you please tell me,

1000
01:03:22,386 --> 01:03:24,388
what is the status
of your story, Ms. Geller?

1001
01:03:24,429 --> 01:03:25,722
Oh, uh, great.

1002
01:03:25,722 --> 01:03:27,516
Totally rufus.

1003
01:03:27,558 --> 01:03:30,644
Is this something
I possibly could see?

1004
01:03:32,062 --> 01:03:33,647
I--I have some notes.

1005
01:03:33,689 --> 01:03:38,026
I dont need your notes.
I need your story.

1006
01:03:38,068 --> 01:03:40,779
Though I must speak
for all of us here,

1007
01:03:40,779 --> 01:03:44,575
I have seen your tapes.
Compelling stuff.

1008
01:03:44,616 --> 01:03:47,870
But I want the story
in two weeks.

1009
01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:49,329
Two weeks, Ms. Geller,

1010
01:03:49,371 --> 01:03:51,915
or Ill "rufus" you
right outta here.

1011
01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:53,917
I think youre going
to be a great reporter,

1012
01:03:53,959 --> 01:03:58,714
but if you arent,
you and Gus are fired.

1013
01:04:00,549 --> 01:04:02,217
Next order of business.

1014
01:04:02,259 --> 01:04:05,053
Yes or no?

1015
01:04:34,791 --> 01:04:36,084
Hello, you guys.

1016
01:04:38,629 --> 01:04:41,632
Hi, guys.
-Im Robs prom date.

1017
01:04:41,632 --> 01:04:43,050
Really?
-Yeah.

1018
01:04:43,091 --> 01:04:46,637
Oh, my God. Wow!

1019
01:04:46,678 --> 01:04:49,389
Yeah...yeah...

1020
01:04:49,431 --> 01:04:52,476
Shes 16 years old, Rob.
-l know. And a gymnast.

1021
01:04:52,476 --> 01:04:55,187
Rob, its completely
and totally illegal.

1022
01:04:55,229 --> 01:04:56,855
Ill tell you why, for
the following reasons--

1023
01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:02,277
Hi.
-Hi.

1024
01:05:02,945 --> 01:05:04,363
Uh...

1025
01:05:04,404 --> 01:05:06,824
I gotta talk to you.

1026
01:05:06,824 --> 01:05:08,033
I need some air.

1027
01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:11,453
Ill see you around
the cellblock, Mrs. Robinson.

1028
01:05:16,208 --> 01:05:17,584
Hey, Rob?

1029
01:05:17,626 --> 01:05:19,419
What do you want to be
when you grow up?

1030
01:05:19,461 --> 01:05:21,463
Ball player.

1031
01:05:21,505 --> 01:05:24,967
Yeah, I know, but, I mean,
what if you dont make it?

1032
01:05:25,008 --> 01:05:27,219
I mean, you dont want
to be working...

1033
01:05:27,261 --> 01:05:30,138
at the mail place for
the rest of your life.

1034
01:05:30,138 --> 01:05:32,850
Uh, its OK for an
after-school job, but...

1035
01:05:32,850 --> 01:05:36,270
"Hi, Im Rob and I run
the Tiki Post"?

1036
01:05:38,105 --> 01:05:39,690
Totally lame.

1037
01:05:45,487 --> 01:05:49,074
Is this like a lemon meringue
pie color or something?

1038
01:05:49,116 --> 01:05:51,869
Its--its, uh...

1039
01:05:51,869 --> 01:05:53,453
Oh, you know what?

1040
01:05:54,621 --> 01:05:56,165
Maybe we should go
into another room.

1041
01:05:56,206 --> 01:05:58,959
Uh, Ive checked each and
every one of these rooms.

1042
01:05:59,001 --> 01:06:02,254
Theres, I mean,
serious couples in there.

1043
01:06:02,296 --> 01:06:04,882
This is fine. This is fine.

1044
01:06:12,806 --> 01:06:16,768
Someones gettin hooked up.
-Yeah, baby.

1045
01:06:23,817 --> 01:06:28,655
Wow. Robs sister is a loser.

1046
01:06:33,494 --> 01:06:36,914
Um, please come here.

1047
01:06:36,914 --> 01:06:39,041
I need to talk to you
about something.

1048
01:06:42,794 --> 01:06:44,463
Its a comfy bed.

1049
01:06:44,505 --> 01:06:45,672
OK.

1050
01:06:45,714 --> 01:06:48,383
Yeah, its nice.
Its nice.

1051
01:06:50,135 --> 01:06:51,136
Uh...

1052
01:06:52,596 --> 01:06:54,389
I know that youve
probably already heard...

1053
01:06:54,431 --> 01:06:58,310
that I want to ask you
to prom, but, uh...

1054
01:06:59,770 --> 01:07:02,606
theres something different
about it asking in person.

1055
01:07:04,608 --> 01:07:07,945
I know that we didnt
hit it off in the beginning.

1056
01:07:07,986 --> 01:07:10,197
And, uh, I--I really--

1057
01:07:10,239 --> 01:07:11,240
Yes.

1058
01:07:13,617 --> 01:07:15,035
Yes.

1059
01:07:16,995 --> 01:07:18,956
Its rufus.

1060
01:07:20,749 --> 01:07:22,334
Uh...

1061
01:07:22,376 --> 01:07:23,669
Where do I pick you up?

1062
01:07:23,669 --> 01:07:25,671
How do we arrange this?
What do I do?

1063
01:07:25,712 --> 01:07:29,383
Uh, we can meet here at Robs,

1064
01:07:29,424 --> 01:07:33,095
and we can all share
a limousine together.

1065
01:07:35,973 --> 01:07:37,850
Thank you.

1066
01:07:41,228 --> 01:07:43,689
H-h-have a good evening.

1067
01:07:43,689 --> 01:07:45,691
And--and thank you.

1068
01:07:57,202 --> 01:07:59,788
Hey, Josie. Hey, Rob.

1069
01:07:59,830 --> 01:08:01,415
Lookin good, guys.

1070
01:08:01,456 --> 01:08:04,418
Josie, Robster,
rufus kegger.

1071
01:08:04,459 --> 01:08:06,503
You were wasted.

1072
01:08:06,545 --> 01:08:08,797
Its so unbelievable.

1073
01:08:08,839 --> 01:08:10,841
I waited my whole life
to fit in,

1074
01:08:10,883 --> 01:08:12,551
and I finally
feel like I do.

1075
01:08:12,593 --> 01:08:13,844
You do.

1076
01:08:13,886 --> 01:08:16,305
Hey, Rob. Hi, Josie.

1077
01:08:16,346 --> 01:08:18,515
Who did Archie date,
Betty or Veronica?

1078
01:08:18,557 --> 01:08:21,059
Yeah, both.
-See?

1079
01:08:21,059 --> 01:08:23,061
I always liked Betty better.

1080
01:08:23,103 --> 01:08:24,271
Really?

1081
01:08:24,313 --> 01:08:26,565
Betty was so fun
and spunky.

1082
01:08:26,607 --> 01:08:28,817
I mean, Veronica
had the great legs.

1083
01:08:28,859 --> 01:08:30,027
She was too moody.

1084
01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:31,570
Very high maintenance.

1085
01:08:31,612 --> 01:08:34,323
You cant refuse to sell me
a ticket to prom!

1086
01:08:35,032 --> 01:08:36,116
Listen, Alpo,

1087
01:08:36,158 --> 01:08:38,285
we can do whatever
we want to.

1088
01:08:38,327 --> 01:08:40,913
Oh, I see. You cant
count change?

1089
01:08:40,954 --> 01:08:42,998
My God, Ill like make
it easy, OK?

1090
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,541
Heres the money.
Im taking the ticket.

1091
01:08:48,212 --> 01:08:49,338
Oh, my God!

1092
01:08:50,589 --> 01:08:51,715
She was mocking us.

1093
01:08:51,715 --> 01:08:53,091
Did you see that?

1094
01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:55,093
We got ta make her dog food.
Seriously.

1095
01:08:55,135 --> 01:08:56,220
She is going down.

1096
01:09:03,852 --> 01:09:05,187
Oh, I almost forgot.

1097
01:09:05,229 --> 01:09:06,396
I got you a meeting
with the admissions guy...

1098
01:09:06,438 --> 01:09:07,439
from Dartmouth.

1099
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:09,441
Dartmouth?

1100
01:09:09,483 --> 01:09:11,610
But, um...

1101
01:09:11,610 --> 01:09:12,694
I wasnt going to go
to college.

1102
01:09:12,736 --> 01:09:14,112
No, no.
I pulled some strings.

1103
01:09:14,154 --> 01:09:16,573
And I got them to look
at your writing,

1104
01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:18,408
and, he agreed
to meet with you.

1105
01:09:19,952 --> 01:09:21,995
You believe in me that much?

1106
01:09:22,037 --> 01:09:23,997
Of course I do, Josie.

1107
01:09:24,039 --> 01:09:26,291
You owe it to yourself,
to your writing,

1108
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:27,626
to go to college.

1109
01:09:27,668 --> 01:09:30,629
You are a great writer.

1110
01:09:30,629 --> 01:09:32,923
You just have to find
your story.

1111
01:09:35,759 --> 01:09:37,719
He is your story.

1112
01:09:37,761 --> 01:09:40,389
Youre crazy. No.

1113
01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:41,431
No!

1114
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:42,599
No.

1115
01:09:42,641 --> 01:09:43,600
What do you mean no?

1116
01:09:43,642 --> 01:09:46,854
Hes got it all--
sex, intrigue,

1117
01:09:46,895 --> 01:09:49,148
immorality in
the education system.

1118
01:09:49,189 --> 01:09:50,482
Hes my teacher.

1119
01:09:50,524 --> 01:09:52,025
Yeah, thats the best part.

1120
01:09:52,067 --> 01:09:54,903
"Student-teacher Relations:
How Close is Too Close?"

1121
01:09:54,945 --> 01:09:57,072
Josie, were gonna
blow the lid off it.

1122
01:09:57,114 --> 01:09:58,615
There is no lid.

1123
01:09:58,657 --> 01:10:01,743
Theres nothing
going on between Sa--

1124
01:10:01,785 --> 01:10:04,329
Mr. Coulson and me.
-Who are you kidding?

1125
01:10:04,329 --> 01:10:06,665
Everyone in this office is here
every day, watching you two.

1126
01:10:06,707 --> 01:10:08,125
Its like the goddamn
Young and the Restless.

1127
01:10:08,167 --> 01:10:10,836
Rigfort is salivating over it.

1128
01:10:10,878 --> 01:10:12,379
You pitched this
to Rigfort?

1129
01:10:12,421 --> 01:10:15,883
Josie, this isnt a joke.

1130
01:10:15,924 --> 01:10:18,135
You heard Rigfort.
Both our asses are on the line.

1131
01:10:18,177 --> 01:10:20,679
Now, this is the story.

1132
01:10:20,721 --> 01:10:22,306
Call me when youve got it.

1133
01:10:43,785 --> 01:10:45,746
Josie, you look so...

1134
01:10:45,787 --> 01:10:47,623
Rufus?

1135
01:10:47,664 --> 01:10:49,583
Yes, exactly.

1136
01:10:49,625 --> 01:10:50,626
Major rufus.

1137
01:10:51,543 --> 01:10:53,003
What are you supposed to be?

1138
01:10:53,045 --> 01:10:54,546
Duh.

1139
01:10:58,050 --> 01:10:59,760
Tom Cruise. Risky Business.

1140
01:11:01,970 --> 01:11:04,139
Thats nice.

1141
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:10,395
Thank you for everything, Rob.

1142
01:11:10,437 --> 01:11:13,565
Its all really happening,

1143
01:11:13,607 --> 01:11:15,108
and I know its because of you.

1144
01:11:22,741 --> 01:11:24,535
My wallet.

1145
01:11:25,786 --> 01:11:27,079
Where are you gonna put it?

1146
01:11:54,857 --> 01:11:55,983
Come on, beautiful.

1147
01:11:56,024 --> 01:11:57,484
Lets go.

1148
01:12:11,165 --> 01:12:12,583
Hey, how you doing?

1149
01:12:12,624 --> 01:12:15,127
Hello! If you
dont hurry,

1150
01:12:15,169 --> 01:12:17,629
were gonna miss
the whole thing.

1151
01:12:17,629 --> 01:12:19,047
Yeah, well talk.

1152
01:12:25,137 --> 01:12:26,221
Oh, my God.

1153
01:12:26,263 --> 01:12:28,974
You totally ripped off
my Malibu Barbie idea.

1154
01:12:29,016 --> 01:12:31,226
Uh-uh. Im Disco Barbie.

1155
01:12:31,268 --> 01:12:32,811
And Im Evening Gown Barbie.

1156
01:12:33,770 --> 01:12:34,771
Hey...

1157
01:12:34,771 --> 01:12:38,358
Josie darling,
you look rufus.

1158
01:12:38,442 --> 01:12:39,943
Who are you guys?

1159
01:12:39,985 --> 01:12:41,612
Wait, wait, wait.
Dont tell me.

1160
01:12:41,612 --> 01:12:42,613
Youre Medieval Barbie?

1161
01:12:42,613 --> 01:12:43,614
Get over it.

1162
01:12:43,614 --> 01:12:46,158
Were Rosalind and Orlando.

1163
01:12:47,159 --> 01:12:48,952
Shakespeare?

1164
01:12:50,579 --> 01:12:52,498
Look, I get to have a sword.

1165
01:12:52,539 --> 01:12:56,793
Oh, my God!
-That is so awesome!

1166
01:12:56,793 --> 01:13:00,339
Its so big.
I want a sword.

1167
01:13:02,883 --> 01:13:05,177
All right,
look at this place.

1168
01:13:05,219 --> 01:13:06,220
Yeah.

1169
01:13:07,346 --> 01:13:10,098
Come on, lets dance.
Im Tom Cruise.

1170
01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:15,103
Hi. How are you?

1171
01:13:19,107 --> 01:13:21,610
This is the most beautiful prom
Ive ever been to.

1172
01:13:21,652 --> 01:13:25,072
Work, work, work.
Work it. Merk, Merk.

1173
01:13:28,659 --> 01:13:31,453
Thanks.

1174
01:13:31,495 --> 01:13:32,996
I guess I know...

1175
01:13:32,996 --> 01:13:34,957
Kristin, what are you doing?

1176
01:13:34,998 --> 01:13:37,668
Practicing my surprise face
for when they name prom court.

1177
01:13:37,709 --> 01:13:38,794
Ohh.

1178
01:13:40,128 --> 01:13:42,339
Oh, sorry. Theres
no room at this table.

1179
01:13:43,298 --> 01:13:45,968
Its just too bad for them.

1180
01:13:46,009 --> 01:13:47,970
Heh heh heh heh.

1181
01:13:48,011 --> 01:13:49,346
Oh, wait. I forgot.

1182
01:13:50,681 --> 01:13:52,516
A little surprise for ya.

1183
01:13:52,558 --> 01:13:53,809
Did I miss the crowning?

1184
01:13:53,851 --> 01:13:55,602
No, but Im closing
the pool in 5 minutes.

1185
01:13:55,644 --> 01:13:57,020
Josies odds
are 3 to 1.

1186
01:13:57,062 --> 01:13:58,021
2 to 1 for
the prom court.

1187
01:13:58,063 --> 01:14:00,440
Even money that that kid
pokes himself with the sword...

1188
01:14:00,482 --> 01:14:01,441
by the end of the evening.

1189
01:14:05,362 --> 01:14:08,949
The time is now
to start the show...

1190
01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:13,120
OK, maybe we should
sit down.

1191
01:14:13,162 --> 01:14:14,121
OK.

1192
01:14:14,163 --> 01:14:15,122
OK.

1193
01:14:16,165 --> 01:14:17,124
Whoa.

1194
01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:18,125
No.

1195
01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:19,668
Are you having fun yet?

1196
01:14:19,710 --> 01:14:21,628
Uh, yeah.

1197
01:14:21,628 --> 01:14:22,880
Definitely.

1198
01:14:22,921 --> 01:14:24,756
Guess what.
-What?

1199
01:14:24,798 --> 01:14:28,218
Gibby gave me champagne.
-Thats nice.

1200
01:14:30,012 --> 01:14:31,555
Rob...

1201
01:14:31,597 --> 01:14:33,182
Ive been thinking.

1202
01:14:34,183 --> 01:14:36,226
And I think...

1203
01:14:36,226 --> 01:14:38,061
I mean, I know...

1204
01:14:39,104 --> 01:14:40,731
Youre the one.

1205
01:14:41,732 --> 01:14:43,525
Oh. Heh heh.

1206
01:14:43,567 --> 01:14:45,527
My penguin.

1207
01:14:45,569 --> 01:14:47,905
I want you to be my first.

1208
01:14:48,906 --> 01:14:50,741
Once the floor stops spinning,
-Oh, God.

1209
01:14:50,782 --> 01:14:52,367
Lets have sex.

1210
01:14:52,409 --> 01:14:54,745
Youre gonna hurtyourself.
Putthat down.

1211
01:14:58,165 --> 01:14:59,791
All right. Um...

1212
01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:03,504
Tell you what, Tracy.
-What?

1213
01:15:05,214 --> 01:15:06,215
Im flattered...

1214
01:15:07,257 --> 01:15:08,217
But, um...

1215
01:15:08,258 --> 01:15:11,470
Id say Im gonna go
get some more punch,

1216
01:15:11,470 --> 01:15:14,765
and then well go
on the dance floor and boogie.

1217
01:15:14,807 --> 01:15:16,809
Thats good.

1218
01:15:16,892 --> 01:15:18,435
No. Oh...

1219
01:15:18,435 --> 01:15:20,896
Help. Im stuck.

1220
01:15:20,938 --> 01:15:21,939
Brett.

1221
01:15:33,784 --> 01:15:37,287
You guys, what is the one thing
that could ruin my senior prom?

1222
01:15:37,329 --> 01:15:39,456
Heh. That you would trip
on your Barbie heels,

1223
01:15:39,456 --> 01:15:40,749
and Id be named prom queen?

1224
01:15:43,627 --> 01:15:45,045
Did I just say that out loud?

1225
01:15:56,306 --> 01:15:59,226
So, who are you supposed to be
other than freaks?

1226
01:15:59,268 --> 01:16:00,227
Yeah.

1227
01:16:00,269 --> 01:16:02,938
Were DNA.
Double helix.

1228
01:16:02,980 --> 01:16:04,690
Oh, but I guess youd
actually know that...

1229
01:16:04,731 --> 01:16:05,649
if youd passed Bio.

1230
01:16:07,943 --> 01:16:08,402
No, no, no.

1231
01:16:08,443 --> 01:16:10,904
Dont touch the hydrogen.
Its rented.

1232
01:16:10,946 --> 01:16:11,905
Here we go,
ladies and gentlemen.

1233
01:16:11,947 --> 01:16:17,286
Give it upfor
Mr. Coulson and Ms. Knox.

1234
01:16:18,287 --> 01:16:21,248
OK, OK. Enough.

1235
01:16:21,290 --> 01:16:24,001
Well, our 1999 prom court.

1236
01:16:24,042 --> 01:16:26,336
And the princesses are...

1237
01:16:27,921 --> 01:16:29,298
Miss Kristin Davis...

1238
01:16:31,967 --> 01:16:35,179
Miss Kirsten Liosis
and Miss Gibby Zerefski.

1239
01:16:40,058 --> 01:16:42,227
And the princes are...

1240
01:16:42,269 --> 01:16:44,605
Mr. Thomas Salomme...

1241
01:16:46,857 --> 01:16:49,318
Mr. Jason Way...

1242
01:16:49,359 --> 01:16:51,361
And Mr. Rob...

1243
01:16:51,403 --> 01:16:52,696
Mr. Rob...

1244
01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:55,491
Mr. Rob! Yeah!

1245
01:16:55,532 --> 01:16:56,783
Mr. Rob!

1246
01:16:58,535 --> 01:16:59,536
Thats me!

1247
01:17:00,662 --> 01:17:02,748
Yeah!

1248
01:17:02,789 --> 01:17:04,166
All right!

1249
01:17:07,586 --> 01:17:11,798
Next up,
South Glens prom king--

1250
01:17:11,882 --> 01:17:13,800
Guy Perkins.

1251
01:17:21,141 --> 01:17:22,726
Very nice.

1252
01:17:22,726 --> 01:17:24,812
And this years prom queen--

1253
01:17:26,647 --> 01:17:28,398
ladies and gentlemen...

1254
01:17:32,402 --> 01:17:33,862
Josie Geller.

1255
01:17:35,906 --> 01:17:37,908
Yeah!

1256
01:17:41,829 --> 01:17:43,747
Yeah!

1257
01:18:07,146 --> 01:18:09,106
I knew you could do it, girl.

1258
01:18:14,111 --> 01:18:15,529
Yeah!

1259
01:18:15,571 --> 01:18:17,406
And as is custom...

1260
01:18:17,447 --> 01:18:18,574
the king and the queen...

1261
01:18:18,615 --> 01:18:20,659
will now have their first dance.

1262
01:18:43,515 --> 01:18:46,185
I never made it
to my prom.

1263
01:18:46,226 --> 01:18:47,227
Really?

1264
01:18:48,270 --> 01:18:50,189
I only made it to
the parking lot.

1265
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:57,529
Tell me what youre thinking.

1266
01:18:57,529 --> 01:19:00,657
I was thinking
about Shakespeare.

1267
01:19:00,699 --> 01:19:03,911
How he described
a night like this.

1268
01:19:05,496 --> 01:19:07,998
"Look how the floor of heaven...

1269
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:11,835
is thick inlaid with
pateens of bright gold."

1270
01:19:13,170 --> 01:19:14,796
What are you thinking about?

1271
01:19:17,382 --> 01:19:18,801
My sword.

1272
01:19:20,636 --> 01:19:22,179
Oh. Heh heh.

1273
01:19:25,349 --> 01:19:27,643
Josie, you rock my world.

1274
01:19:27,684 --> 01:19:31,647
Youre like the most amazing
girl that Ive ever...dated.

1275
01:19:34,858 --> 01:19:38,153
Youre so fun to be with.
Youre smart. Youre...

1276
01:19:38,195 --> 01:19:39,696
crazy.

1277
01:19:39,696 --> 01:19:40,739
You are...

1278
01:19:42,241 --> 01:19:43,951
You rock my world.

1279
01:19:43,992 --> 01:19:45,369
Heh.

1280
01:19:45,410 --> 01:19:49,498
You said that already.
-Yeah.

1281
01:20:17,609 --> 01:20:19,736
Is this chocolate? OK.

1282
01:20:21,738 --> 01:20:23,949
Hey.
-Hi.

1283
01:20:25,325 --> 01:20:28,412
Wow. Josie, you make
a really beautiful prom queen.

1284
01:20:28,453 --> 01:20:30,122
Really?

1285
01:20:30,164 --> 01:20:32,457
Thanks. So do you.

1286
01:20:32,499 --> 01:20:35,169
Heh. You know, I always feel
like kind of a goofball...

1287
01:20:35,252 --> 01:20:36,336
in these penguin suits,

1288
01:20:36,378 --> 01:20:38,130
like Im at my own wedding
or something.

1289
01:20:40,549 --> 01:20:43,385
Do you wanna--
do you wanna...

1290
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:48,348
OK.

1291
01:20:50,267 --> 01:20:51,685
Hello.

1292
01:20:51,727 --> 01:20:54,480
Aldys, I figured
since its prom,

1293
01:20:54,480 --> 01:20:57,274
lets put all
the shit behind us,

1294
01:20:57,274 --> 01:20:59,902
and I would love nothing more
than to dance with you.

1295
01:21:05,199 --> 01:21:07,075
All right.

1296
01:21:07,117 --> 01:21:08,619
Thats, of course,

1297
01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:11,330
if its OK with the rest
of the double helix.

1298
01:21:11,330 --> 01:21:13,665
Yes? OK?

1299
01:21:26,553 --> 01:21:30,974
Havent had a dream
in a long time

1300
01:21:32,226 --> 01:21:34,686
See the life Ive had to make...

1301
01:21:34,728 --> 01:21:36,188
You know whats funny?

1302
01:21:36,230 --> 01:21:38,941
Proms always make me
a little sad.

1303
01:21:38,982 --> 01:21:40,108
Theyre so final.

1304
01:21:40,192 --> 01:21:41,485
You know, graduation,

1305
01:21:41,485 --> 01:21:43,654
everyone scattering, moving on.

1306
01:21:44,947 --> 01:21:47,074
Is your girlfriend here?

1307
01:21:48,408 --> 01:21:50,994
No, no. Im alone.

1308
01:21:51,995 --> 01:21:55,916
Infact, we broke up
last week.

1309
01:21:56,959 --> 01:21:57,918
Really?

1310
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:00,295
Thats funny
because, you know,

1311
01:22:00,337 --> 01:22:03,090
actually, prom comes
from "promenade,"

1312
01:22:03,131 --> 01:22:05,092
And you cant promenade
alone, can you?

1313
01:22:06,969 --> 01:22:08,846
Youre amazing,
Josie Geller.

1314
01:22:29,533 --> 01:22:31,827
Oh, oh. Come here.
-Come on.

1315
01:22:31,869 --> 01:22:33,120
Come on.

1316
01:22:39,042 --> 01:22:41,628
Have you thought about
Dartmouth anymore?

1317
01:22:43,755 --> 01:22:45,299
Yes.

1318
01:22:47,634 --> 01:22:49,136
And, um...

1319
01:22:49,178 --> 01:22:51,472
Theres something that
I want to tell you.

1320
01:22:55,893 --> 01:22:58,770
Tell him what?!

1321
01:22:58,812 --> 01:23:01,231
No, no, no, not now.
Not now!

1322
01:23:04,401 --> 01:23:05,861
Theres...

1323
01:23:05,903 --> 01:23:08,322
Theres something
I want to tell you, too.

1324
01:23:47,444 --> 01:23:48,403
No!

1325
01:23:48,445 --> 01:23:49,446
No!

1326
01:23:59,289 --> 01:24:00,749
I knew it.

1327
01:24:00,791 --> 01:24:02,376
You are a loser!

1328
01:24:02,417 --> 01:24:04,169
You ruined everything.

1329
01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:07,172
You so do not deserve
to be prom queen!

1330
01:24:08,549 --> 01:24:10,217
Let me tell you something.

1331
01:24:10,259 --> 01:24:11,718
I dont care...

1332
01:24:11,718 --> 01:24:14,680
about being
your stupid prom queen.

1333
01:24:14,721 --> 01:24:17,182
Im 25 years old!

1334
01:24:17,224 --> 01:24:18,517
Im an undercover reporter...

1335
01:24:18,559 --> 01:24:20,269
for the Chicago Sun-Times.

1336
01:24:20,310 --> 01:24:23,564
And I have been
beating my brains out...

1337
01:24:23,605 --> 01:24:26,191
trying to impress you people.

1338
01:24:26,233 --> 01:24:28,610
Let me tell you
something, Gibby,

1339
01:24:28,652 --> 01:24:31,196
Kirsten, Kristin,

1340
01:24:31,238 --> 01:24:32,781
you will spend your lives...

1341
01:24:32,823 --> 01:24:34,992
trying to figure out
how to keep others down...

1342
01:24:34,992 --> 01:24:37,828
because it makes you
feel more important.

1343
01:24:37,870 --> 01:24:40,038
Why her?

1344
01:24:40,122 --> 01:24:42,040
Let me tell you something...

1345
01:24:42,082 --> 01:24:43,041
about this girl.

1346
01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:45,544
She is unbelievable.

1347
01:24:45,586 --> 01:24:48,338
I was new here,
and she befriended me,

1348
01:24:48,422 --> 01:24:49,673
no questions asked.

1349
01:24:49,673 --> 01:24:52,551
But you,
you were only my friend...

1350
01:24:52,593 --> 01:24:55,762
after my brother Rob...

1351
01:24:55,804 --> 01:24:57,264
posed as a student...

1352
01:24:57,306 --> 01:25:00,476
and told you to like me.

1353
01:25:00,517 --> 01:25:02,561
Robbie Rob? Ew.

1354
01:25:02,603 --> 01:25:04,104
All of you people--

1355
01:25:04,146 --> 01:25:06,440
there is a big world out there,

1356
01:25:06,482 --> 01:25:08,358
bigger than prom,

1357
01:25:08,358 --> 01:25:09,985
bigger than high school,

1358
01:25:10,027 --> 01:25:14,740
and it wont matter
if you were the prom queen...

1359
01:25:14,781 --> 01:25:18,619
or the...the quarterback
of the football team...

1360
01:25:18,660 --> 01:25:25,209
or...the biggest nerd in school.

1361
01:25:25,209 --> 01:25:27,044
Find out who you are...

1362
01:25:27,044 --> 01:25:30,672
and try not to be afraid of it.

1363
01:25:30,714 --> 01:25:33,383
E-excuse me.

1364
01:25:41,391 --> 01:25:43,227
Whoo!

1365
01:25:43,268 --> 01:25:46,104
Whoo! Yeah!

1366
01:25:46,146 --> 01:25:48,148
That was just like Carrie.

1367
01:25:48,190 --> 01:25:50,609
I thought she was gonna
kill us all.

1368
01:25:52,319 --> 01:25:55,113
All right, you guys.
Go Rams.

1369
01:25:55,155 --> 01:25:56,990
Well, all right.

1370
01:25:57,032 --> 01:25:59,284
Can somebody take
the Alpo girls outside...

1371
01:25:59,326 --> 01:26:00,619
and hose em off?

1372
01:26:00,661 --> 01:26:04,456
South Glen class of 1999,

1373
01:26:04,498 --> 01:26:07,876
are you ready to party?!

1374
01:26:15,175 --> 01:26:18,095
Hello. We lost the feed.
Gus is going nuts.

1375
01:26:18,095 --> 01:26:19,304
Hes calling
every five minutes.

1376
01:26:19,346 --> 01:26:20,848
Did you get the story?

1377
01:26:20,889 --> 01:26:21,932
No.

1378
01:26:21,932 --> 01:26:24,560
Please tell me you got
something on Coulson.

1379
01:26:24,601 --> 01:26:26,019
No.

1380
01:26:34,987 --> 01:26:37,197
Im just gonna go.

1381
01:26:47,624 --> 01:26:49,168
So...

1382
01:26:49,209 --> 01:26:51,879
Surprise.

1383
01:26:51,879 --> 01:26:55,674
S-surprise, you were
doing a story on me?

1384
01:26:55,716 --> 01:26:58,677
No, I couldnt. I mean...

1385
01:26:58,719 --> 01:27:01,638
Surprise, I was hoping...

1386
01:27:01,638 --> 01:27:04,349
What? What, you were
hoping what? What?

1387
01:27:04,391 --> 01:27:05,476
That--that Id be happy?

1388
01:27:05,517 --> 01:27:08,479
Why? Because itturns out I was
allowed to be attracted to you?

1389
01:27:08,562 --> 01:27:10,272
You were
attracted to me?

1390
01:27:10,314 --> 01:27:13,192
God damn it, Josie,
you set me upfor a story.

1391
01:27:13,233 --> 01:27:14,776
No, I--I--

1392
01:27:14,818 --> 01:27:17,404
Just--just dropthe act.

1393
01:27:17,446 --> 01:27:18,697
OK?

1394
01:27:18,739 --> 01:27:21,450
I mean, every word
out of your mouth...

1395
01:27:21,492 --> 01:27:22,910
has been a complete lie.

1396
01:27:24,203 --> 01:27:26,038
I dont know you at all.

1397
01:27:26,079 --> 01:27:28,999
Look, if we could just spend
some time together,

1398
01:27:28,999 --> 01:27:31,627
you could get
to know me again.

1399
01:27:37,341 --> 01:27:39,343
Wait. Please dont walk away.

1400
01:27:42,179 --> 01:27:44,723
I just cant look at you
the same way.

1401
01:28:02,783 --> 01:28:04,535
Rob.

1402
01:28:05,536 --> 01:28:07,079
Hey, Josie.

1403
01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:09,957
Came by to check on you.
I was worried about you.

1404
01:28:09,998 --> 01:28:11,792
Really?

1405
01:28:11,834 --> 01:28:12,709
No.

1406
01:28:12,751 --> 01:28:14,670
Not really.

1407
01:28:15,671 --> 01:28:18,382
Not really, Josie.

1408
01:28:18,382 --> 01:28:20,509
How could you do this to me?

1409
01:28:20,551 --> 01:28:22,928
I helped you. I got you
everything you wanted.

1410
01:28:22,970 --> 01:28:24,513
And how do you repay me?

1411
01:28:24,555 --> 01:28:26,014
You blow everything...

1412
01:28:26,056 --> 01:28:27,891
two days before
the championship.

1413
01:28:27,933 --> 01:28:30,018
I wasnt even thinking.

1414
01:28:30,102 --> 01:28:31,103
No, you werent.

1415
01:28:32,563 --> 01:28:35,774
Did it ever occur to you that
the only time Ive been happy...

1416
01:28:35,816 --> 01:28:38,318
in the past five years
is when Im playing ball,

1417
01:28:38,402 --> 01:28:39,903
when Im part of a team?

1418
01:28:40,779 --> 01:28:43,157
Josie, its not even
about playing.

1419
01:28:43,198 --> 01:28:45,075
I taught those guys things,

1420
01:28:45,075 --> 01:28:46,076
I helped them.

1421
01:28:46,076 --> 01:28:47,494
My life had meaning.

1422
01:28:47,536 --> 01:28:49,496
I...

1423
01:28:49,538 --> 01:28:52,082
Justforget about it.
Its over.

1424
01:28:52,082 --> 01:28:55,252
Back to the Tiki Post.
Totally lame.

1425
01:28:56,295 --> 01:28:58,755
Josie Geller
blows her cover.

1426
01:28:58,797 --> 01:29:00,674
And we were scooped.

1427
01:29:01,884 --> 01:29:03,385
Weve got nothing.

1428
01:29:03,427 --> 01:29:05,846
Zippo.

1429
01:29:05,888 --> 01:29:09,933
Josie, you totally and
completely screwed both of us.

1430
01:29:09,975 --> 01:29:14,104
Maybe--maybe I could
talk to Rigfort,

1431
01:29:14,188 --> 01:29:16,190
tell him the whole story.

1432
01:29:16,273 --> 01:29:19,234
You know, Ill tell you
a story, OK?

1433
01:29:19,276 --> 01:29:22,279
Its about
this shy copy editor...

1434
01:29:22,321 --> 01:29:25,908
who makes a total mockery
of herself and her boss...

1435
01:29:25,949 --> 01:29:27,993
when she completely botches...

1436
01:29:28,076 --> 01:29:30,537
her first assignment as
a reporter.

1437
01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:37,294
We are not...screwed.

1438
01:29:37,336 --> 01:29:39,296
Yes, I made a mistake.

1439
01:29:39,296 --> 01:29:42,216
But we will have a story, OK?

1440
01:29:42,257 --> 01:29:46,678
You will have an amazing story.

1441
01:29:52,893 --> 01:29:54,019
Please.

1442
01:29:55,854 --> 01:29:58,148
Oh, please. Oh, please.

1443
01:30:11,161 --> 01:30:13,163
Excuse me, gentlemen.

1444
01:30:13,205 --> 01:30:16,959
I suggest you cover up
what you dont want seen.

1445
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:18,836
Thank you.

1446
01:30:24,424 --> 01:30:26,510
Coach Romano?
-Yeah.

1447
01:30:26,552 --> 01:30:28,720
Im Josie Geller from
the Chicago Sun-Times,

1448
01:30:28,804 --> 01:30:30,848
and I have a favor
to ask you.

1449
01:30:30,889 --> 01:30:33,725
Do you know the
sports guy--Jim Lankin?

1450
01:30:33,767 --> 01:30:35,144
Sure. Everybody knows Big Jim.

1451
01:30:35,185 --> 01:30:37,146
They try to get him to come out
and watch all their games. Why?

1452
01:30:37,187 --> 01:30:39,356
Well, what if I told you...

1453
01:30:39,398 --> 01:30:41,692
that I can guarantee you
that Big Jim...

1454
01:30:41,692 --> 01:30:43,318
and every other reporter
in the area...

1455
01:30:43,443 --> 01:30:45,195
would cover your game?

1456
01:30:45,195 --> 01:30:48,198
Well, Id say you could have
whatever you wanted, young lady.

1457
01:30:50,701 --> 01:30:53,203
Someone once told me...

1458
01:30:53,287 --> 01:30:56,331
that to write well,
you have to write what you know.

1459
01:30:56,373 --> 01:30:58,375
This is what I know--

1460
01:30:58,458 --> 01:31:00,544
Im 25 years old,

1461
01:31:00,627 --> 01:31:03,172
and I have never really
kissed a guy.

1462
01:31:04,381 --> 01:31:07,384
A geek to the core, most of
my childhood years were spent...

1463
01:31:07,426 --> 01:31:10,387
doing extra homework I requested
from the teacher.

1464
01:31:11,430 --> 01:31:13,432
High school was more
of the same.

1465
01:31:13,515 --> 01:31:15,058
Then, at 17,

1466
01:31:15,058 --> 01:31:17,936
it seemed as if my luck
was aboutto change.

1467
01:31:17,978 --> 01:31:20,939
The cutest guy asked me
to the senior prom,

1468
01:31:21,023 --> 01:31:24,276
but it turned out he invited
me as a cruel joke,

1469
01:31:24,318 --> 01:31:26,487
and I have never
fully recovered.

1470
01:31:26,570 --> 01:31:30,407
Yes, it is embarrassing
to share this with the world,

1471
01:31:30,449 --> 01:31:32,326
but it would
be hard to explain...

1472
01:31:32,367 --> 01:31:34,536
what I learned
and how I learned it...

1473
01:31:34,620 --> 01:31:37,289
without sharing this
humiliating history.

1474
01:31:39,082 --> 01:31:42,211
I received an assignment,
my first as a reporter,

1475
01:31:42,252 --> 01:31:47,758
to go back to high school
and find out about kids today.

1476
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:50,427
What I ended up finding
was myself...

1477
01:31:50,469 --> 01:31:53,388
and that high school
hasnt changed.

1478
01:31:54,389 --> 01:31:57,935
Theres still that one teacher
who marches to her own drummer.

1479
01:31:59,061 --> 01:32:00,896
Those girls are still there,

1480
01:32:00,938 --> 01:32:03,524
the ones that,
even as you grow up,

1481
01:32:03,607 --> 01:32:05,442
will remain
the most beautiful girls...

1482
01:32:05,484 --> 01:32:07,236
you have ever seen close up.

1483
01:32:08,904 --> 01:32:10,656
The smart kids,

1484
01:32:10,697 --> 01:32:13,158
who everyone else knew
as "the brains,"

1485
01:32:13,242 --> 01:32:16,036
but I just knew them
as my soul mates,

1486
01:32:16,078 --> 01:32:17,913
my teachers,

1487
01:32:17,955 --> 01:32:19,414
my friends.

1488
01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:23,961
And theres still
that one guy...

1489
01:32:23,961 --> 01:32:26,213
with his mysterious
confidence...

1490
01:32:26,255 --> 01:32:28,549
who seems so perfect
in every way.

1491
01:32:29,508 --> 01:32:33,428
The guy you get up and go to
school for in the morning.

1492
01:32:33,428 --> 01:32:36,306
South Glen would not have been
the same without him.

1493
01:32:36,348 --> 01:32:39,601
High school would not have
been the same without him.

1494
01:32:40,978 --> 01:32:43,647
I would not have been
the same without him.

1495
01:32:47,067 --> 01:32:49,194
I lived a lifetime of regret...

1496
01:32:49,278 --> 01:32:51,697
after my first
high school experience.

1497
01:32:51,738 --> 01:32:55,742
And now, after my second,
my regrets are down to one.

1498
01:32:56,785 --> 01:33:00,706
A certain teacher was hurt
on my path to self-discovery,

1499
01:33:00,789 --> 01:33:04,418
and although this article
may serve as a step,

1500
01:33:04,501 --> 01:33:07,379
it in no way makes up
for what I did to him.

1501
01:33:08,046 --> 01:33:09,923
To this man...

1502
01:33:09,965 --> 01:33:11,550
You know who you are...

1503
01:33:13,010 --> 01:33:14,803
I am so sorry.

1504
01:33:16,096 --> 01:33:18,140
And I would like to add
one more thing...

1505
01:33:19,266 --> 01:33:22,269
Movers!
Hang on a second.

1506
01:33:22,352 --> 01:33:25,147
I think I am in love with you.

1507
01:33:25,189 --> 01:33:27,483
And so I propose this--

1508
01:33:27,524 --> 01:33:30,402
as an ending to this article
and perhaps a beginning...

1509
01:33:30,444 --> 01:33:32,404
to the next chapter
of my life,

1510
01:33:32,488 --> 01:33:34,031
I, Josie Geller,

1511
01:33:34,072 --> 01:33:36,992
will be at the state
championship baseball game,

1512
01:33:37,034 --> 01:33:39,077
where myfriends,
the South Glen Rams,

1513
01:33:39,161 --> 01:33:40,662
are playing for the title.

1514
01:33:40,704 --> 01:33:42,831
I will stand on
the pitchers mound

1515
01:33:42,873 --> 01:33:45,918
for five minutes prior
to the first pitch.

1516
01:33:46,001 --> 01:33:49,046
If this man
accepts my apology,

1517
01:33:49,087 --> 01:33:51,965
I ask him to come kiss me...

1518
01:33:52,007 --> 01:33:54,551
for my first real kiss.

1519
01:34:00,724 --> 01:34:02,518
Thank you all for coming.

1520
01:34:02,559 --> 01:34:04,269
Josie.

1521
01:34:04,311 --> 01:34:07,147
Oh, my God. There are
so many people here.

1522
01:34:07,189 --> 01:34:08,774
Its great, Josie.

1523
01:34:08,857 --> 01:34:10,234
Theyre behind you.

1524
01:34:10,275 --> 01:34:11,360
They feel like they know you.

1525
01:34:11,401 --> 01:34:13,195
Its romantic
what youre doing,

1526
01:34:13,237 --> 01:34:14,530
and they want
to be a part of it.

1527
01:34:14,571 --> 01:34:17,199
Well, Im glad
that you guys are.

1528
01:34:21,203 --> 01:34:22,371
Oh, Anita.

1529
01:34:24,164 --> 01:34:26,083
Sweet Jesus, Geller.
I had no idea...

1530
01:34:26,124 --> 01:34:27,960
thered be this many
TV crews here.

1531
01:34:28,001 --> 01:34:29,586
You have held up your
end of this bargain.

1532
01:34:29,670 --> 01:34:31,338
I want you to get out
there and get him.

1533
01:34:33,173 --> 01:34:34,925
Josie...

1534
01:34:34,925 --> 01:34:35,926
Josie...

1535
01:34:35,926 --> 01:34:37,094
Josie...

1536
01:34:37,177 --> 01:34:38,428
Josie...

1537
01:34:41,765 --> 01:34:43,851
Yay, Josie!

1538
01:34:56,738 --> 01:34:58,866
Josie!

1539
01:34:58,949 --> 01:35:00,409
We love you!

1540
01:35:01,618 --> 01:35:02,870
Thankyou.

1541
01:35:04,288 --> 01:35:08,083
Um, may I have five minutes
on the clock, please?

1542
01:35:22,473 --> 01:35:24,141
Wieners. I got hotwieners.

1543
01:35:24,183 --> 01:35:26,059
Hiya, Mr. Rigfort.

1544
01:35:27,102 --> 01:35:28,270
Get in your own row!

1545
01:35:28,312 --> 01:35:30,481
Gotwieners here.

1546
01:35:30,522 --> 01:35:32,191
Thank you.

1547
01:35:35,235 --> 01:35:36,987
Have a wiener.

1548
01:35:37,029 --> 01:35:39,156
Ahh...I love this.

1549
01:35:39,198 --> 01:35:43,076
Sun-Times readers
out here en masse,

1550
01:35:43,118 --> 01:35:46,955
relating personally
to one of our reporters.

1551
01:35:46,997 --> 01:35:49,500
Its amazing, isnt it?

1552
01:37:21,425 --> 01:37:23,427
That is so wrong.

1553
01:37:56,460 --> 01:37:57,461
Hey.

1554
01:38:31,161 --> 01:38:34,039
Well, its been
building up inside of me

1555
01:38:34,039 --> 01:38:38,794
For, oh, I dont know
how long

1556
01:38:38,836 --> 01:38:41,797
I dont know why,
but I keep thinking

1557
01:38:41,839 --> 01:38:46,218
Somethings bound
to go wrong

1558
01:38:46,260 --> 01:38:49,930
But she looks
in my eyes

1559
01:38:50,013 --> 01:38:53,016
And makes me realize

1560
01:38:53,100 --> 01:38:54,518
And she says

1561
01:38:54,560 --> 01:38:55,519
Dontworry, baby

1562
01:38:56,728 --> 01:38:57,563
Dontworry, baby

1563
01:38:57,729 --> 01:39:00,149
Dontworry, baby

1564
01:39:00,274 --> 01:39:02,234
Everything will
turn out all right

1565
01:39:02,276 --> 01:39:04,194
Dontworry, baby

1566
01:39:04,194 --> 01:39:06,113
Dontworry,
baby

1567
01:39:06,155 --> 01:39:07,114
Dontworry, baby

1568
01:39:12,035 --> 01:39:13,245
Sorry Im late.

1569
01:39:14,830 --> 01:39:17,749
It took meforever
to get here.

1570
01:39:21,712 --> 01:39:23,881
I know what you mean.

1571
01:39:59,875 --> 01:40:01,668
All right.

1572
01:40:02,878 --> 01:40:03,837
That a girl.

1573
01:40:04,838 --> 01:40:06,298
All right,
lets play ball, kids!

1574
01:40:06,340 --> 01:40:07,299
Yeah.
-Come on!

1575
01:43:14,319 --> 01:43:17,197
Monday mornin
came too soon

1576
01:43:18,282 --> 01:43:22,828
I think about you now,
layin in my room

1577
01:43:22,870 --> 01:43:27,499
Hearin everything
you said

1578
01:43:27,499 --> 01:43:31,962
I play it back
a hundred times in my head

1579
01:43:32,045 --> 01:43:36,008
But then I slip
into a dream

1580
01:43:36,049 --> 01:43:40,179
Feeling inside,
thats 10 stories high

1581
01:43:40,262 --> 01:43:43,348
Never knew what love was

1582
01:43:43,432 --> 01:43:44,892
Until you loved me

1583
01:43:44,933 --> 01:43:47,895
Never knew what love was

1584
01:43:47,936 --> 01:43:49,271
Oh, yeah

1585
01:43:49,313 --> 01:43:53,150
Cause it feels
so good sometimes

1586
01:43:53,150 --> 01:43:58,030
Dontyou know that
iffeels so bad sometimes

1587
01:43:58,071 --> 01:44:00,699
The way you love me, love me

1588
01:44:00,741 --> 01:44:05,245
La-la-la-love the way
you love me, love me

1589
01:44:05,287 --> 01:44:11,668
Oh....yeah

1590
01:44:16,340 --> 01:44:20,928
Ooh, aaah

1591
01:44:20,969 --> 01:44:25,682
Yeah, yeah

1592
01:44:27,017 --> 01:44:31,355
You know that I wantyou

1593
01:44:31,355 --> 01:44:34,483
You know
that I need you

1594
01:44:34,525 --> 01:44:37,569
Never knew
what love was

1595
01:44:37,611 --> 01:44:39,154
Until you loved me

1596
01:44:39,196 --> 01:44:42,032
Never knew
what love was

1597
01:44:42,115 --> 01:44:43,367
Ooh, yeah

1598
01:44:43,367 --> 01:44:47,329
Cause it feels
so good sometimes

1599
01:44:47,371 --> 01:44:52,376
Dontyou know it feels
so bad sometimes

1600
01:44:52,376 --> 01:44:55,295
The way you love me, love me

1601
01:44:56,295 --> 01:45:06,295
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